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[Arletta]

From Clyde


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Welcome to College Football Days Before Game Day.BIG huge to hour newest viewers from Kaneohe Bay;breeding ground for the endangered Hawaiian Monk Seal and Sea Turtle.Great having you all.

Things are about to get dangerous,SportyFans.Come December 7th.....the Final Four will be known and right now the battle for those 4 spots are feeding fan rage.Conference bias/hate as well as any differing opinions can cause instant physical attacks.Fan message boards are rife with foul streams of verbose obscenities.

For me, I don't care a whole lot.I have always promoted the posture-----may the most fixer friendly team win.It's the American way and no son currently exemplifies it any better than baffert.You want the Big Enchilada----Alybamer?FSU?Woebegone?TCPew?;etc? Take a listen to the Breeders Cup Classic and the Awesome Again.That is how it is done.


Now for last weeks critique.

Unfortunately for me,my wuffie would not eat my football picks.

So I stuck them in a bowl of chocolate mint ice cream and gave the whole thing to L'Arletta and she et it.


One must always have a stand by plan.But now we gonna git mad at dem beans!!Here are the fixer sniffer results for this weeks ssssso key games:



The Oklahoma State Cowgirls are at the Baylor Tree Sloths.OSU has beat no one and doesn't do much of anything right.The Tree Sloths come off a bye and have to be quite cheesed off about dropping in the rankings due solely to that vacay.But that conference called the Big Twelve is anemic not only in the shortage of 12 teams, but also in the time tested fact : The Big Twelve is well overrated.Throw the -27.5 away and take Baylor.They should win by 45....and then drop more in the rankings.


HA-HA!!


Huge showdown as Minny-SOH-tah visits dem Cornfucl<ers.The Rodents are one game behind Neebrasker and Swissconsin.They must win this game to have any chance of going to the B-10 title game.The Cornfucl<ers still have an orangutang for a coach....and it's really starting to show.They have not had a defense for a lllllong time.Minny-SOH-tah,though....they're not bad.One dimensional,but a pretty fair defense and they are plugers.Look for more ugly faces from the orangutang and the Rodents to win.

That means take them and the -10.5.



Now, the really,really BIG game!!


With enormous national championship implications---the Golden Rashes of Kent State cross country ski to the home of the Buffalo Bobs!

The Howdy Duties porous defense will pose a problem for the prolific point-a-game offense of the Golden Rashes.I would not be surprised to see Buffalo add some snowmen on the field.They only have 11 now and will need more.

Kent State wins in the upset of the century.Take them and the 7.5.



The Brownies are taking that 2nd half dive ,but the Cavaliers are showing them how to tank right ricky ticky.Thank our lucky's The Queen is back.

So there ya go.