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Originally Posted by rockhardtenfan

Dude that was great. Can I borrow it? There's a chick I'm trying to impress but the only talent I gots is in the bedroom.

Well sir that's the right place to start. And yeah go ahead and use it if it helps.


From there we have what i refer to as the "trickle down effect" (remember regan-omics? lol) whereby if you dazzle her in the bedroom department you can treat her proportionately crappier in all other areas. This means you can expect her to pick up the check for dinner 90% of the time and pretty much not call her unless you feel like it, then she calls you and most of the time it is for a piece of azz because that is all she can think about. Doesn't that sound good to you?