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10-27-2014, 08:28 AM
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From ~ Clyde
================================================== ======= I am marking this week as Les Miles Week. Les is my VERY good friend. You know, Sporty Fans....Les was born here in NE Ohio and played high school football at either Elyria or Barberton and achieved all state status.But the best thing about him was ,as all NE Ohio youngsters,his ability to lie.We NE Ohioans were all BIG LIAHS as little ones.Les is one of the few to carry on that craft well into his 50's as head coach of a major college fb team. He has defined and refined lying. It's no longer,"Well Fido et my homework." Les is a true BIG LIAH artist. He doesn't blatantly lie: he answers a potentially destructive question in such a way that no one really knows what he said. Observe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2uoHvzlbC8 Extraordinary work. 
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10-27-2014, 09:20 AM
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10-29-2014, 06:53 PM
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From Clyde
============================================= God I'm glad Bluffian doesn't yak here. Anyhoo----hello Sporty Fans. As with anyone, I am sorry to hear Les' Mom has gone on.Always hard. Huge game tomorrow night with the Seminals visiting the Louisville Carnals. What a mess. All the same, many are seeing this as one of those trap/let done games for Corrida St.;and it could be they're in for a real bull fight against a divisional foe .I do think these rapscallions are an overrated team.The line is only 3.5.That's a Les Miles field goal and the half point after;which I hate. I also hate being another one saying take the Carnals, but I am on of those guys.Their sneaky little coach,Neutrino,is bound to cheat one way or another. Not to worry;more weekend pigskin picks will follow-----sooner or later. Then again,maybe you should worry.
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#5
10-30-2014, 08:15 AM
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A reply from ~ Clyde
================================================== =============== He better really load up on his crab leg inventory because I believe Corrida State is going down. Let us remember Louisville has an admirable defense and CS does not.On the road, just escaped Neutered Dame....and we know -----on any given Thursday night.... Point Players,big game with No.1 SissiMippi St. home to Arkysars.The RazorSwine have that giant ant eater for a coach.This is not good. The BullFrogs should be ready to rumble and cover that - 10.5.Those who don't like them.....hang on .Their time is coming. In the real big one,it's #3 AwDern at #4 Another Miss.Neither team can afford another loss and they're divisional foes to boot.I don't think Another Miss will miss again because of their no.1 ( in points allowed) defense.They are at home and in a VERY huffy mood having lost to Les&Co. They are better than I had at first minded.Take them -2....and it will be "aw,dern" for AwDern. Why is WHICH Ohio State ( and by the by....to the goof who came up with THE Ohio State:What? There's more than one? Really dumb.)-28.5 against the Fighting Vagini? The team just got spent in 2 ot's at State Penn with the Big LOTS of Teams game of the year next week.Ohio has a qb with a bad knee: bruised mcl.Reporters report he is noticeably limping today,but all connections claim he plays Saturday. ....uh huh.... He's is going to play against the Fighting Vagini with a bruised mcl and the biggest game of the year up next week. AH DON'T THINK SO! What a bunch of BIG LIAHS! > > > Ohio State is still too young and still learning many things including how to properly operate and defend the forward pass.The back up to Barrett is Cardale Jones.....a 6'5",250 pound BEHEMOTH. > > He hasn't passed a whole lot in the clean up games. > > Bourbon;would you rather face Michigan State with Cardale Jones or with Barrett? What this all says ,SportyFans.....is take ( and I do know how Illinois has back stabbed me in the past....haven't forgot) the Fighitng Vagini and that big ol' pile of 28.5 points. > > > > Bah! Enough for now. > > I almost sound like I know what I'm talking about. > > Clear sign I'm overextending. > > Last edited by Arletta : 10-30-2014 at 11:34 AM.
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#9
11-02-2014, 07:44 PM
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A reply from ~ Clyde
================================================== ====== They're sounding better every day. Did not know Ala. had off. line problems but could guess the other.I think Saban will win that battle one way or another. Ohio State is the one about to find out they have off. line problems,sad to say.The recovery from the defenses forward pass schizophrenia is about to go awol too. My gross inefficiency from this weekend:In recognition thereof,I have created the Arnold Rothstein Award for outstanding game fixing in college football. I can't mention this weeks winners under threat of law suits. Stay with me,Sporty Fans....a losing streak only means more losing ....I mean a winning streak is right around the corner.
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#10
11-05-2014, 09:17 PM
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Clyde speaks:
====================================== SportyFans, as you know.....Dahla has no idea of what she types. ....uh-oh.... Wrong topic. I wanted to type:CLYDEFORM!! will no longer be made available and neither will I as it concerns American baffert Racing.That includes even the biggies such as The baffert Derby,The baffertless,The baffertmont,The baffers and the Breeders Cup baffert.Pfizer Labs prize chemist ,baffert,and the shills of the industry as well as the individual racing boards are the primary reason. The bright side is I will still bring you fine college point spread picks;might as well get right to it. But first,regarding the elevation of the Woebegone Platypuses.The Organization For The Advancement of the Overrated has made them the #4 team this week----what?....did baffert buy them?Do they realize this team lost at HOME to unrated,now anyway....ARIZONA?? Holy cow. Anyhoo----Woebegone is at Itah Utah.Take Itah plus the 9. =:> LOL TIDE!! is at L-LES-U and giving Les 6.5. Mighty white of 'em.I have it Bellicheck is not going to rent out his Etch-A-Sletch this weekend. This puts Les at a huge disadvantage.Dick Saban is not going to be happy about being bafferted by the Platypuses,either.Take LOL TIDE!! giving Les the 6.5. He won't know what to do with them. IS THIS THE ? Ohio State is at the Quartans....and yes,it is THE Ohio State.And THE Ohio State is gettng 3.5. The same THE Ohio State that saw it's first year off. line performing VERY bad against State Penn.That same THE Ohio State whose defense allowed that strange football move called the FORWARD FUCl<iING PASS to almost beat them in that same game. This is painful, but you must take the Fourth Day Adventists in this one .....giving 3.5. Massively overrated Field Goal Jesus is at Rich's place....getting 2.5 ( they really love those friggin' half points don't they??).This is tough because Neutered Dame's stout defense only gave up 39 to one dimensional Navy last week......but Ill say take Richies boys and give the points. Let the point fixing games begin.
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#11
11-07-2014, 01:30 PM
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From Clyde
================================================== =============== EMERGENCY SPORTY BROADCAST FROM THE EMERGENCY SPORTY BROADCAST NETWORK!!!! Sporty Fans from all dimensional universi: Upon observing the birdbrain staff writer's picks at Ozone(THE? Ohio State's ,one of----anyway, football news space)unanimously picked the Quartans to win. This necessitates a fixed game reversal. Take THE!? Ohio State getting 3.5. Sidenote: At the post game press conference last night,baffert was seen whispering something into Andy Dalton's ear. When Dalton was asked what happened on those 3 interceptions he replied,"The ground broke out from under me on each and it changed the trajectory of the ball."
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#12
11-11-2014, 03:43 PM
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From Clyde
================================================== ==== I would like to welcome all my new viewers from that far off planet: North Dakerda. Huge football fans. Getting kind of interesting in college fb,aye?Thank my lucky's for sniffing out the MSU defense in on the fix.I did know a player on each of OSU's punt and kick off return were buttered up,but was not aware of four key players on the Quartan's defense being fed copious qualudes well before kick off.That late info was brought to you by FIXER SNIFFER!! Let's get right to the BIG huge that means the most this weekend: Pimple at State Penn. =:> Kidding,of course. It's SissiMippi State at LOL!! TIDE. Alybamer's defense seems just the ticket for this home game and I do sorta/kinda think they win, but not by 7.5.Take those big ol' jumpin' Bullfrogs and that 7.5. Corrida State is at the Miami Rain Showers. Once a huge rivalry and probably still is.... for Yourami. As you know, I think the Seminals are vastly overrated although undefeated.But I think they have shot their wad and lose this game. Take 'um Yourami and the one .....and a half. IS THIS THE Ohio State? goes to that Gopher Pit to play Minny-SO-tah. Ohio is coming off a huge win and Minny-SO-tah is tied with Swissconsin and Neebrasker for their division lead. Those Twin Tittie fans will be higher than a NoAdvanatge meet up. BUT....butbutbutbut----go with the BuckNuts and toss away those 12.5 points to the Vulvarenes.I know they are on vacay Saturday,but need all the points they can get. The WEDON'TNEEDNOSTINKINGBADGERS are home to Neebrasker;both tied with the aforementioned Minny-SO-ta for that division lead. Swissconsin gets -6.5. Too many.Take The CornFucl<ers and those points. Remember game fixers: the point you shave may be your own.
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#13
11-14-2014, 01:08 PM
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From Clyde
================================================== ======== Uhm,first....Airyzoner will not be fine. I normally do not mess with the pros as their game fixing is prodigiously fecund with bag men running into each other -----DURING the game. But the Lardinals are but a mirage and soon it will be midnight at the oasis with the Lardinals turning into nothing more than a bad bet in their remaining games. More of a Note To Myself than anything. All the same; we must pay attention to the latest series of bad ballet barnyard noises emitting from the cavernous mouth of Funny Aprilweather. Several years back this fine,agile writer felt it was Girly P.( who merely had to succumb to Olympic testing ) who was the sticking point on the super fight. Not no more. Especially now, as I do think even Petty Boy Floyd knows his skills have eroded to the level of being in dire need of gabion protection.So has Blechman's,but at least he isn't frightened of Aprilweather. SportyFans, the real point is this should have happened years ago.Even if it happens....who wants to see diminishing skills versus even more diminishing skills? It would only result in a diminishing split decision. Moving along----there is el mucho yaking taking place regarding MVP Horsey awards.....and yer what not.As long as PayBob doesn't get either award,who cares? Given his first degree felony at the Classic start.In fact, I think horsey racing ought to now adopt a replacement for the bell going off.Take a tip from SMASHCAR: "GENTLEMAN!! WHACK YER HORSEY'S!!!!" baffert seems to think it quite normal----the pinball start. And finally:Can Jihad Scientist and Decrepit Reagent Man be next? How many years does one ask about the KD pools before it becomes an eyebrow raiser? How can 3 posters be huge California Aluminum fans in a sea of C.A. haters----yet never yak to each other? Steroid driven multitasking? Avanti Amigos!!
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#14
11-19-2014, 12:25 PM
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From Clyde
================================================== ======= Welcome to College Football Days Before Game Day.BIG huge to hour newest viewers from Kaneohe Bay;breeding ground for the endangered Hawaiian Monk Seal and Sea Turtle.Great having you all. Things are about to get dangerous,SportyFans.Come December 7th.....the Final Four will be known and right now the battle for those 4 spots are feeding fan rage.Conference bias/hate as well as any differing opinions can cause instant physical attacks.Fan message boards are rife with foul streams of verbose obscenities. For me, I don't care a whole lot.I have always promoted the posture-----may the most fixer friendly team win.It's the American way and no son currently exemplifies it any better than baffert.You want the Big Enchilada----Alybamer?FSU?Woebegone?TCPew?;etc? Take a listen to the Breeders Cup Classic and the Awesome Again.That is how it is done. Now for last weeks critique. Unfortunately for me,my wuffie would not eat my football picks. So I stuck them in a bowl of chocolate mint ice cream and gave the whole thing to L'Arletta and she et it. One must always have a stand by plan.But now we gonna git mad at dem beans!!Here are the fixer sniffer results for this weeks ssssso key games: The Oklahoma State Cowgirls are at the Baylor Tree Sloths.OSU has beat no one and doesn't do much of anything right.The Tree Sloths come off a bye and have to be quite cheesed off about dropping in the rankings due solely to that vacay.But that conference called the Big Twelve is anemic not only in the shortage of 12 teams, but also in the time tested fact : The Big Twelve is well overrated.Throw the -27.5 away and take Baylor.They should win by 45....and then drop more in the rankings. HA-HA!! Huge showdown as Minny-SOH-tah visits dem Cornfucl<ers.The Rodents are one game behind Neebrasker and Swissconsin.They must win this game to have any chance of going to the B-10 title game.The Cornfucl<ers still have an orangutang for a coach....and it's really starting to show.They have not had a defense for a lllllong time.Minny-SOH-tah,though....they're not bad.One dimensional,but a pretty fair defense and they are plugers.Look for more ugly faces from the orangutang and the Rodents to win. That means take them and the -10.5. Now, the really,really BIG game!! With enormous national championship implications---the Golden Rashes of Kent State cross country ski to the home of the Buffalo Bobs! The Howdy Duties porous defense will pose a problem for the prolific point-a-game offense of the Golden Rashes.I would not be surprised to see Buffalo add some snowmen on the field.They only have 11 now and will need more. Kent State wins in the upset of the century.Take them and the 7.5. The Brownies are taking that 2nd half dive ,but the Cavaliers are showing them how to tank right ricky ticky.Thank our lucky's The Queen is back. So there ya go.
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#15
11-24-2014, 06:12 PM
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From Clyde
================================================== ============== Well one out of two may be a high water mark. Not sa bad. Using that as a springboard;it's on to rivalry week.....perhaps the greatest week in college football. And what a colossal mess it is. Given the proliferation of violent game fixing this year and add in these huge rivalries plus a pinch of final four berths at stake----you can see what I'm saying.Corrida State continues to win games as though it is a tough decision.Alybamer thought about making it interesting at the onset against the most directionless school unknown.UHM,IS THIS THE Ohio State was trailing at home late 3rd quarter against the Whatsiers!!!! What the fucl< is happening here? SportyFans,Fixer Sniffer has a lot of work to do.It is not easy uncovering items of note in locker rooms. I was not aware JT Barrett's tool box was filled with 50's.They were buried under a few large crescent wrenches.Just like the Land O' Lakes large butter containers; well camouflaged as foundation cream in Jalen Marshall's locker prior to the Minny-SOH-tah game. We will find who is on the take;we will know where the fix is in;and we will fer DEM SHOO know whose campus baffert is frequenting. Our fine work will be presented on Tuesday at the absolute latest. But it could go to Wednesday. Sometimes the baffert voice pattern analysis takes longer.
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12-15-2014, 05:45 PM
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A response from ~ Clyde
================================= Tho? You did forget Ohio beating Arkysars in the 2011 Sugar Bowl.Now, I do know the NCAA declared that game ( the whole season , in fact) a forfeit for Ohio.I think your feelings about that situation would match mine, but Ill let it go. We are now back to square one;which is----tho?
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12-15-2014, 08:51 PM
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A reply from ~ Clyde
======================= "Rural Squire".....Oh gosh that's a good one! Yes.....and I think it plays out like this:He wins the title this year.....next year he loses the title game.This will play out well, as he laid out a like plan while at Fla. so he could come here,knowing that Tressel's cheating was going to catch up.Back to it....he will claim serious appendix problems and accept a gig for huge dollars at espn where he will join Johnny Rotten in college fb predictions. Meanwhile, Dick Saban will claim to have no interest in the Ohio State nor Brownies openings.He will then sign as HC with the new NFL franchise, the Louisville Horned Colonels.
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12-16-2014, 08:14 AM
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!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!
The Lulzville Horndogs coached by Mick Mibeano https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zi0xiIiUBw Hey at least the Brown Outs aren't the ain't cares.
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