The ClydeVivor/SightyPooKins BC Contest

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I believe Reality shows (which aren't) were the beginning of this countries downfall. So glad I got rid of cable tv several years ago.

BC contest rules:

Pick 1 horse in each race. He, she or it (gelding) will be your WPS horsey.
In addition-you may pick 1 race each day (For Clyde, that's 1 race Friday and 1 race Saturday) for your StevieAll race. Only condition is said race must have at least 10 runners by race day. Late scratches won't apply to the 10 rule. All bets will be $2 bets.
You may also pick 1 horse each day as your BEST BET of the day. It will also be WPS and $10ACB.


Any questions should be directed to Clyde.


Prizes:
1. An ebola survival gift basket containing a build it yourself hazmat suit, gloves, a 21 day supply of food and toilet paper, bleach, and an 8x10 of Clyde so you don't get lonely.

2. Since this is a 2 day event, a $200 donation for our very own SightyPooKins.



Steve has very graciously posted the PP's for every BC race in the Padlock so begin handicapping and may the biggest cheater win!

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[Arletta]

I think we should get all DT'ers together and have a race like this

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v...162273&fref=nf

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

I think we should get all DT'ers together and have a race like this

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v...162273&fref=nf

I want to ride the big tricycle!

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Arletta

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X 100

[geeker2]

Maybe his best work......

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...1&postcount=46


I was looking for the Morty quote where he said something like horses ran faster times on the inner course because it was the shortest way around the track..

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Maybe his best work......

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...1&postcount=46


I was looking for the Morty quote where he said something like horses ran faster times on the inner course because it was the shortest way around the track..

I remember that! Hahahaha! A classic for sure!

[Rileyoriley]

A message from our sponsor-Clyde:

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DOO DAH!!


Good eve-ah-ning race horsey aficionado's.

The BC is once gain weaving....I mean looming.Does looming indicate a few days? Don't know.Maybe I should have left it at "nears."Close enough.


And once again ,there are too many races.

And too many days,but suppliers will go to any extent to bilk their customers as long as customers allow such bilking.

And it's at Santa Anita; but it does give Santa Anita something to do .


It also allows them to show off the biggest thrill ride not at Cedar Point:Their 6 furlong course.You know what? Nick Tamaruianonetti.That's what.He should be a jockey.I think he would excel at that endeavor.But then he couldn't be a horsey picker.You can't do both can you?

Anyways!!....I looked at one of the asylum escapees blog site.Think the name is Rupturan....something like that.If you look close at that second photo of hers/his-----that's Dicky Betts!!

Yow.

Pretty good stuff there.Who's that Crouton guy?He kind of boasts a lot.Doesn't he know about NoAdvantage? Maybe not.American Sparrow------out due to a deep thyroid bruise.Too bad as I really enjoy seeing American Veterinarian (Baffert) lose.You don't have it anymore,Baffert.Join Keith Oblermann and retire already.

Oh! By the by.....uhm,Debbie.Can you knock down the Sports Comedienne routine? Just a little? And I am answering no questions.That's your domain.You would only refer them to Post 465 anyways.To Ralph Geeker: Thanks for bringing back another example of my fine 5 star work.That one was from about..... 5 years ago,was it? That's when a few liked me.Now, no one likes me.I seem to be cycular.I'll be darned....Spill Chuck says cycular is not a word, but it is.Baffert must have bought it.


Here's a recurring dream I have about public handicappers:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Mj2t9RnFg



The theme for this years BC:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhRvU00TXT0 ( Oh Roy,Oh Roy....is that yo hawsey?)

God does that blow-----or what?



googlies!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V41bEZPo-J4

[Rileyoriley]

Friday's BC Races:

Juvenile Turf
Juvenile Filly Turf
Dirt Mile
Distaff

Pick 1 horse in each race for your WPS. Pick 1 horse for your BEST BET of the day.

StevieAll Race-Can be any of the 4 races as long as there are 10 horses entered. You may pick 5. Please use the following format:


I really like this one:
Most Likely:
Could Happen:
Damn! I should have picked that one:
What The F*ck! Shoot me now!:

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Friday's BC Races:

Juvenile Turf
Juvenile Filly Turf
Dirt Mile
Distaff

Pick 1 horse in each race for your WPS. Pick 1 horse for your BEST BET of the day.

StevieAll Race-Can be any of the 4 races as long as there are 10 horses entered. You may pick 5. Please use the following format:


I really like this one:
Most Likely:
Could Happen:
Damn! I should have picked that one:
What The F*ck! Shoot me now!:

Bravo!!!!!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Friday's BC Races:

Juvenile Turf-Commemorative
Juvenile Filly Turf-TAMMY THE TORPEDO (BEST BET)
Dirt Mile-Pants on Fire
Distaff-Iotapa

StevieAll Race-Race 8 Juvenile Fillies Turf


I really like this one:Tammy The Torpedo
Most Likely: Sivoliere
Could Happen:Lady Eli
Damn! I should have picked that one:Osaila
What The F*ck! Shoot me now!:Rainha Da Bateria

Good luck to all!

[OldDog]

Friday's BC Races:

Race 6 - Juvenile Turf: War Envoy
Race 7 - Dirt Mile: Goldencents (best bet)
Race 8 - Juvenile Filly Turf: Lady Eli
Race 9 - Distaff: Untapable

StevieAll Race- Distaff

I really like this one: Don't Tell Sophia
Most Likely: Untapable
Could Happen: Close Hatches
Damn! I should have picked that one: Belle Gallantey
What The F*ck! Shoot me now!: Ria Antonia