Just One More Victory

[clyde]

Not much in horsey news,huh?

I'm thinking the KD will be won by horsey number 9 on the saddle cloth...so that's a bit of news.This overheard from a Nick Zitto/IndianJalopy conversation:













Pretty interesting,aye?

I'm going to go now ..I think I have some interesting things to do today.One is returning 3 books to the Twinsburgh Library...overdue by 14 days.I love living on the edge and outside the law.

I may change my mind and barricade myself in here and scream "You filthy coppers will never take me alive!!" And then throw the 3 books out the door...ablaze.




Either that or I will return the books and when they demand I pay the fine, I'll give them the Bateman in the cleaners store routine.


And then move on and kill a lot of people!!!!

I'll make muscles in my rear view miror.

[geeker2]

Clydee Poo too bad you are banned from the Paddock.

Gooey provided a list of all the people she dated this year under the thread called "A Final Farewell"

[GPK]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Clydee Poo too bad you are banned from the Paddock.

Gooey provided a list of all the people she dated this year under the thread called "A Final Farewell"

[Sightseek]

Did I miss something at night when it was dark?

[clyde]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Clydee Poo too bad you are banned from the Paddock.

Gooey provided a list of all the people she dated this year under the thread called "A Final Farewell"

Must I get Ralphy Riddles right now?




This don't make no sense!!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Did I miss something at night when it was dark?

thud

[clyde]

Oh my God.



Can there be a bigger doorknob than Indian Malarkey?

He's proof goat's mookies is for....goats.

Here at the Twinsburgh Library for the first time at their computer since way back in April.



It's quiet in here.

That's because they made a big deal about the books being overdue .Was a huge mistake on their part.

[Sightseek]

I don't even know what to say.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWK5m...eature=related


!!!!!!!!


































THUD!










ROR!

[AeWingnut]

it is disturbing

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I don't even know what to say.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWK5m...eature=related


!!!!!!!!


THUD!


ROR!

You do something like this one more time...and I will make shore Indian Malarkey thinks you have huge boo bees.







Now get out of my way.











































thud!!!!!!!!

[clyde]

At the risk of being accused as being even more insane than I actually am,sometime soon...maybe even later--in the night,when it's dark....I will tell the story of my experience at the age of 7;the night I saw the real Santa Claus.

[Antitrust32]

Come and find me, bitches!!

[clyde]

stupid!!!!


















!!!!OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[clyde]

Well fucl<.

I shouldn't say that.

But sometimes it just is.





Why am I on a horsey board? Becuase I'm banned from just about every one in existence.......but still,why a horsey board?I'm not nearly the equal of anyone here in knowlegde and betting and I mean I like them.They're pretty..and there have been a few I have fallen in love with,but there must be or have been a reason.


Well I know the reason, but why still?

Well I guess I know that ,too.

Ah wonder who?



Maybe it's...maybe it's also because Stevie does let you say a lot ....a WHOLE lot more than just about any other place.Which is very swell.But I can't be here forever, can I?It could be I will find something where I can get more attention paid to me.Yup---that would do it.Not a computer related thing though.Maybe a food everyone loves!Maybe a statue?..or a best selling book.


Maybe I'll go to Canada and become their first astronaut who didn't fucl< up a landing..or successfully orbit Nova Scotia.Something big like any of those things.


What if I really am only 12?

I wonder if that could be.

It's possible.



Stevie would be in huge trouble.So would I. So would Easy Bake...so would Uncly.......oh boy.That wouldn't be good at all.Still, it could be.It also could be none of you are real.I like that idea best. I hate you all.







No I don't.

Just trying to figure it out.

Very bad men are now having Clyde Killing Thoughts, or CKT.It's a common problem among doorknobs.There are a lot of those here.Some have never been turned! Yes! Easy to tell.Ever get bit by a Black Mumba?


I haven't.

[Antitrust32]

did you go to skool this morning clyde?

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by clyde

What if I really am only 12?

Someone in Texas is in big trouble if you are

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

did you go to skool this morning clyde?

I just go for morning sessions....so yes.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Someone in Texas is in big trouble if you are

stupid!!!!






She's only 8.

[clyde]

Just back from the Half Food Store.


Got a half pound of Miss cheese,some Half and Half and Oysters on the Half Sherr.

There's the end of Ah Wonder Who again.


'Ememer Amadeus? Those candies---Nipples of Venice,right?







My morning woody is back.

Where is TrackBrat when you need her?

Bet she has a wetty,wondering where ah is...when she needs me.



In the night....when it's dark.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by clyde

It could be I will find something where I can get more attention paid to me.Yup---that would do it.Not a computer related thing though.Maybe a food everyone loves!Maybe a statue?..or a best selling book.

So you're saying you're gonna climb up the Statue of Liberty, read from the Good Book of Speegish and drop little candies to the crowds below or something?