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Old 09-27-2010, 06:52 PM
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Just weeding out the nicompoops.
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Old 09-27-2010, 06:55 PM
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SHE SAID YOU HAVE A LOVELY DUPA!!!!!!!!!!!!



Note to self: add hearing aid to Clyde's Christmas list.

Vey funny.




But I will wear one if you talk dirty.
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Old 09-27-2010, 06:56 PM
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(psst! Tell him I said he has a lovely dupa.)




!! !! !! !!
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Old 09-27-2010, 06:57 PM
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Hey Clyde, Sighty just said it's unbelievable what you accomplished in bed.




































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Old 09-27-2010, 06:58 PM
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There will be much smiling and dancing!

And when we round that 1/8th pole, I'll flash the "We Must Destroy Them" smiley and vooooooooosh! It's OVAH.








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Old 09-27-2010, 06:59 PM
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Paul was always my favorite Beatle.

Hey Paul!
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Old 09-27-2010, 07:00 PM
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This message is hidden because Clyde is on your ignore list.


Bi.tch.
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Old 09-27-2010, 07:01 PM
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^^^^ Presently not getting enough attention



ROR! I'm kidding. Really.

Well no you're not... .really,really.
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Old 09-27-2010, 07:11 PM
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Thanks for taking me off PMS..

I am suggesting to DeboDeb we get you a Segway for X-mas.
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Old 09-27-2010, 07:22 PM
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summer fades,winter comes
we fall in between
Gooey is hot, she sizzles her buns
her thighs can be so mean


but in the East,things come faster
than they go away
poo-sighty,bake easy
a dyslexic recipe for disaster


in euphoric spins of talented dupas
and ups and downs,with hula hoopas
can't you see all 3 dance together?
in this time of colorful weather?

one undulates her hips of brown
another hurts your neck
unknown, the one sneaks around
with her pelvic message,''give me a little peck''











oh my God...I can't finish this
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Old 09-27-2010, 07:23 PM
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Thanks for taking me off PMS..

I am suggesting to DeboDeb we get you a Segway for X-mas.
Oh shut up.



I don't know what Segway is....tell her I'll be happy with felattio-poo.

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Old 09-27-2010, 08:03 PM
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I need cleansing.


Someone just asked me to read a thread at NA and I did.


Sumwonkillme.
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Old 09-27-2010, 08:15 PM
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I need cleansing.


Someone just asked me to read a thread at NA and I did.


Sumwonkillme.


^^^^
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Old 09-27-2010, 08:18 PM
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A new noodle film.


This one is to EasyBake.

I won't insult your imaginative powers...so put your own noodlefilm thinking cap on.



All I will say is her pelvic wheelhouse has to take one whole lotta grease.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvDYyyGu66Y
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Old 09-27-2010, 08:48 PM
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..that ''the one"...





and when she got too close with her pelvic overdose,


































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Old 09-27-2010, 09:02 PM
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Oh shut up.



I don't know what Segway is....tell her I'll be happy with felattio-poo.

You do realize that it sounds as if you're addressing Geekie here, right?

Good poem by the way! I liked that one a lot.
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Old 09-27-2010, 09:41 PM
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You do realize that it sounds as if you're addressing Geekie here, right?

Good poem by the way! I liked that one a lot.

(Is it me?)



Thank you ssssso much!
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Old 09-27-2010, 09:56 PM
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(Is it me?)



Thank you ssssso much!
I don't have time to respond 90210 is starting....
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Old 09-27-2010, 09:58 PM
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Good.
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Good.

FRANNY !!!
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