snowy woods

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

He refused to wear the tinsel. Ruined the whole effect.

[clyde]

Bake!!



I said...stop it!!

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

He refused to wear the tinsel. Ruined the whole effect.

Maybe it didn't sparkle enough for him?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Maybe it didn't sparkle enough for him?

SPARKLERS!!!! That's it!!!! Hey Clydeeeeeee!!!! This year we'll use sparklers!!!!




(I promise I'll have a first aid kit handy this time.)

[clyde]

You wll both pay for your indescretions later tonight.




Very bad!!

[Sightseek]

I will be busy tonight waving my bwr and leading the parade.

[clyde]

And you..will be sacrificed.

[geeker2]

^^^^

thinks Norman Rockwell plays for Browns

[clyde]

^^^^ Thinks Sighty's and EasyBake's request to try and lure me into playing their embarrasing noodle films now will work.

It ain't.

[clyde]

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[clyde]

Sneak preview:



EasyBake will wear that hot dress, so low cut you can se the tops of her bandy aids.


Sighty-poo will be wearing her black waist ribbon...the one with the down arrow emroided on it.

[geeker2]

did you hear..Sighty Poo will be riding Zenyatta in the BC.
.

[clyde]

!!


I can't wait to see the post parade duet.

[clyde]

I must now begin my method posting ritual.....first --the inhalation of 3 day old cedar embers.

Then...squishing the heads of the usual suspects here at NerdyTrail while chanting ...krishna,krishna......hare rumna.


































And now, mydeepest thoughts:




"... where there was nature and earth, life and water, I saw a desert landscape that was unending, resembling some sort of crater, so devoid of reason and light and spirit that the mind could not grasp it on any sort of conscious level and if you came close the mind would reel backward, unable to take it in. It was a vision so clear and real and vital to me that in its purity it was almost abstract. This was what I could understand, this was how I lived my life, what I constructed my movement around, how I dealt with the tangible. This was the geography around which my reality revolved: it did not occur to me, ever, that people were good or that a man was capable of change or that the world could be a better place through one's taking pleasure in a feeling or a look or a gesture, of receiving another person's love or kindness. Nothing was affirmative, the term "generosity of spirit" applied to nothing, was a cliché, was some kind of bad joke. Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire - meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead. Fear, recrimination, innocence, sympathy, guilt, waste, failure, grief, were things, emotions, that no one really felt anymore. Reflection is useless, the world is senseless. Evil is its only permanence. God is not alive. Love cannot be trusted. Surface, surface, surface was all that anyone found meaning in ... this was civilization as I saw it, colossal and jagged ..."

[geeker2]

ditto

[clyde]

rule en---I mean go away!!

[geeker2]

good night my friend ...I need to go dream of Sighty Poo's victory on Zenyatta.....

[clyde]

She had quite a victory on me...don't ya know.

[clyde]

I'm afraid to do what I had planned.



Afraid of 2 girls.I'm getting to be a big sissy.

I have to think for a few minutes about the possible ramifications of showing my fine work on this one

[clyde]

But I will say this....Easy Bake's bush is so dense it prompted the Beatles to write "Strawberry Fields Forever."


She's also so easy that when the dentist says"open wide".............






Sighty is such an airhead that when she buys banana's...she also buys a pack of rubbers.

Also lisps badly. Her first trip for her requested breast augmentation,the doctos gave he a 3rd lung.

The second time around....doctors had to employ the crew of Fantastic Voyage to find her skeeter bats exact location.





EasyBake read the instructions for her new suction cup dildo...''Apply to hard surface"..and she stuck it on Ralph's pud.


Upon her boyfriend asking her to let him come in her mouth,Sighty-poo said...''Well that sounds dumb,but at least turn around in my stomach and get back out quickly."








I had worse planned, much worse...but I just don't have the guts.