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Old 07-19-2010, 02:51 PM
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An older guy I know said that if his wife had Maggie's voice he would be drunk every day by 10 a.m.
it was cutting through glass on saturday.

seen her a couple times at laurel/pimlico hangs out with the real "cool" element.

but then again anything is a welcome change over frank carulli's slovic face


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Old 07-19-2010, 03:01 PM
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what the hell did you just say?


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Old 07-19-2010, 03:13 PM
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wow

first time i was made aware of that thread, ughhh, yeah.....


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Old 07-19-2010, 01:47 PM
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I understand how rumors can start, but how exactly does a rumor start about an attractive female horse race broadcaster having a wooden leg?

Was her great uncle a pirate, or what?
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:53 PM
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I understand how rumors can start, but how exactly does a rumor start about an attractive female horse race broadcaster having a wooden leg?

Was her great uncle a pirate, or what?
She is tricky. She walks with a gimp. It is very slight but there is something there. Someone told me she had a wooden leg so I repeated it to Satan's Twin and GBBob and then we went on a recon mission and talked to some people that would know, guaranteed and it was shot down.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:03 PM
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She is tricky. She walks with a gimp. It is very slight but there is something there. Someone told me she had a wooden leg so I repeated it to Satan's Twin and GBBob and then we went on a recon mission and talked to some people that would know, guaranteed and it was shot down.
I'd like to go on record that I said all along there is NO way she has a wooden leg.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:39 PM
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I'd like to go on record that I said all along there is NO way she has a wooden leg.
He works for you. Will you take him out to the back of the barn before you leave and beat him senseless.

The only wooden leg involving either of those girls is the lil' wooden one he springs every time he's drooling over the fence scoping them out.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:41 PM
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He works for you. Will you take him out to the back of the barn before you leave and beat him senseless.

The only wooden leg involving either of those girls is the lil' wooden one he springs every time he's drooling over the fence scoping them out.
You know I am not drooling. I glance, but the gimp does nothing for me, and Alyssa is way out of the range
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:56 PM
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I gotta say... not a fan.
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:09 PM
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Phil, what's not to like about her?
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:15 PM
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Phil, what's not to like about her?
Shes is more cute than hot.
But I say that about all flat-chested girls.
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:28 PM
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Meh.
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:29 PM
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I hear ya about her not having big boobs ... but that's obviously a very attractive chick.

A few of the guys in this thread act like they wouldn't want to touch her - and a couple others act like they'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

It's a sparkling display of showcasing latent homosexuality if you ask me.
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:33 PM
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I hear ya about her not having big boobs ... but that's obviously a very attractive chick.

A few of the guys in this thread act like they wouldn't want to touch her - and a couple others act like they'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

It's a sparkling display of showcasing latent homosexuality if you ask me.
Excellent points, I would make sweet passionate love to her.
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:52 PM
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I hear ya about her not having big boobs ... but that's obviously a very attractive chick.

A few of the guys in this thread act like they wouldn't want to touch her - and a couple others act like they'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

It's a sparkling display of showcasing latent homosexuality if you ask me.
Let me go on record that I would kick NEITHER out of bed and would welcome either or both in, separately or together. I'm just realistic with my thoughts and goals. This is fairly recent thinking though.
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:00 PM
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I hear ya about her not having big boobs ... but that's obviously a very attractive chick.

A few of the guys in this thread act like they wouldn't want to touch her - and a couple others act like they'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

It's a sparkling display of showcasing latent homosexuality if you ask me.
She's still got two good years left before those odd-shaped hips take over. Plus there is the possibility she has a father or second cousins who would behead a mf'er over her.
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