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Old 06-20-2007, 10:35 PM
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He made a brief appearance in a couple of all-Jewish Bukkake films.

I believe it was called "Jewkkake Volume 6. Spraying Sarah Silverman."
Classic...
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He made a brief appearance in a couple of all-Jewish Bukkake films.

I believe it was called "Jewkkake Volume 6. Spraying Sarah Silverman."

that there is funny sh*t...
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Old 06-21-2007, 07:19 AM
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Oh boy.








Suitable for thudding.













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Old 06-21-2007, 07:31 AM
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FTFY

And no....not fair!

I take offense....as I'm obviously not that type

Unlike Thebby, I can't be bought.
careful my dear, as I can find you in saratoga....
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Old 06-21-2007, 09:14 AM
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Now that I have recovered........I must take serious actions.



Being a MORTY'S GIRL reqiures a certain degree of efficacy.


No...I think that's wrong.


I think it's dignity that I look for here.








All dignity seems to have beeen completely vaporized by members CajunaRatah...DebODeb.....and MissKittyKat.






I expunge all 3 of you from the record.









Don't look at me.




You did it to yourselves.












Wait a minute.












Don't look at me.




Look at you.











Now look at me.










Now look at you.










Now look at me.
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Old 06-21-2007, 09:24 AM
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It was all Sal's fault.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:05 AM
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Talk about your male bimbos.





Anyhooo....I will do this quickly.

I am leaving NT..I mean DT for the last time( stop that applauding)....for sure.




I have reinstated the 3 earlier expunged as I want to sell off my inventory. Please submit bids quickly as I will leave in just a few hours.



DebODeb is the first offered for bidding.






It starts at 100 dollars.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:10 AM
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I hope I start higher than $100.

And Morty...

Babe, I love you so
and I want you to know
that I'm, gonna miss your love
the minute you walk out that door

please don't go
don't go, don't go away
please don't go
don't go......., I'm begging you to stay

If you leave, at least in my life time
I've had one dream come true
I was blessed to be loved
by someone as wonderful as you

Please don't go
Don't go.......
Don't go away
Please don't go
Don't go.......
I'm begging you to stay...Hey hey hey
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:26 AM
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GoingoncetwicethreetimesSOLD! to Cajun for $100..


Congratulations. I'm sure you will have fun with her.







The downside is UnclyTrust is going to be mighty angry.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:27 AM
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Up next is Cajun....you get DebODeb with her.





Starting at $199.95!
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:28 AM
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Up next is Cajun....you get DebODeb with her.





Starting at $199.95!
WTF? It better be DebODeb that is discounted!
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:29 AM
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2 for 1.





The swine always expect volume discounts.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:29 AM
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Up next is Cajun....you get DebODeb with her.





Starting at $199.95!
I sold DebODeb for $200 on Ebay.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:30 AM
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Cajun for 99.95.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:33 AM
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Cajun for 99.95.
Ouch. That hurts, Mort. Just for that, I'm going to keep singing.

I did you wrong,
My foolish heart went out to play.
And then I lost you,
Oh What a price for me to pay.

Where have you gone,
Baby where you've gone.
Oh I totally miss you,
My heart is painted blue.
I totally miss you,
I can't stop loving you.
So please come back,
(chorus) You'll be making me blue,
Please come back,
(chorus) Why you have promised me the world,
(chorus) But you have made on through.
I totally miss you.

I keep on waiting,
And in my dreams I see a face.
You're still in my life,
No one else can take your place.

Where have you gone,
Baby where you've gone.
Oh I totally miss you,
My heart is painted blue.
I totally miss you,
I can't stop loving you.
So please come back,
(chorus) You'll be making me blue,
Please come back,
(chorus) Why you have promised me the world,
(chorus) But you have made on through.
I totally miss you...I totally miss you.
Oh I totally miss you.

Where have you gone,
Baby where you've gone.
Oh I totally miss you,
My heart is painted blue.
I totally miss you,
I can't stop loving you.
So please come back,
(chorus) You'll be making me blue,
Please come back,
(chorus) Why you have promised me the world,
(chorus) But you have made on through.
Oh I totally miss you...I totally miss you.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:33 AM
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I just received the minimum bid by private entry from DrugStore.

Doggone it...I shouldn't have revealed his name....oh well.


Fine work...Drugstore.








Up next....MissKityKat for 300 pop...I mean dollars.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:35 AM
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The Kat has been purchased.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:37 AM
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And now the final auction.


Carla ,ThebbyTwoTimes and AuntyCooby( AC is shy and did not want it known she was a MG).




ALL THREE......






....FOR ONLY $1595!!!!








It just don't git no better 'an 'at!
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:39 AM
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Oh my God.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:40 AM
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And to answer a private inquiry....




...YES!


All three come with full fellatio-poo warranties.
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