The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

"Autopsy room doctors" can be bought.


You WILL be here for the next edition of the ClydeVivor contest series:
The Eddie Haskell-Jim Pansey-Travesty Triple.


If we played by S. Coburn's rules-a horse would have to run in all 3 races. However there is a chance not all the horses would make it from Long Island to Monmouth in time (traffic issues on the highway) and because I dislike Mr. Coburn's poor sportsmanship, my rules will apply.

P.S. Hansen is not eligible Clyde. He's no longer 3.

[Sightseek]

This one is for Clyde (I know you're watching!)

Tap....Tap....TAPITURE!!!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

This one is for Clyde (I know you're watching!)

Tap....Tap....TAPITURE!!!

There will be repercussions for this nincompoopence.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

This one is for Clyde (I know you're watching!)

Tap....Tap....TAPITURE!!!

DebbieKins....would you tell SnottyPoo that I do not read NerdyTrail anymore and that she is now no.1 on my Hunt&Kill list.

[Rileyoriley]

= I ran across this in the NATIONAL SOCIETY OF GREAT POIM WRITERS.It is the not all that long lost last poim by -ALAN-:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41n3mwCcZQ4

if you pledged allegiance to the flag
and met a streetcar named desire
would you run yourself for a very small tag
and set you bra on fire?

if you ran with the bulls and danced with fate
and tossed you cares away
would you head for the hills,having romanced your date
and manage your affairs today?

if you talked to a zebra who knew an amoeba
and you thought it so untrue
would you say "eureka!,i know an akita!"
and then slam down a glass of moo?

if you loved a horsey who was no big dea
l and gave candy to someone you did not know
would you also love tommy the trained seal
and then bet on yourself to show?

if you sucked on a big sucker,an immense alltheday
and sought your fortune and fame
would you forget all about intenseholiday
and stop recalling his name?

if you made it through life while avoiding crime
and tried to do right at the zoo
would you reconcile you were short on time
and referenced a story of the blues?

if all you wanted was a little more
and talked to the unknown soldier
would you see he could not grow older
and you had become such bore?

if you really liked onefourdave as well as hershey bars
and rolled with the punches and walked your own way
would you ask for onemorefave as well as the way to the stars
and ruin your life by the grant of a stay?


but a dream goes on forever


the not all that long lost last poim by -ALAN-....from Flakes of Snow

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

DebbieKins....would you tell SnottyPoo that I do not read NerdyTrail anymore and that she is now no.1 on my Hunt&Kill list.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Hey sistah... someone asked me to post this for you:

At the rifle range, in the Marines....the white flag you wave ;that was called Maggies Drawers.It signified a complete miss of the target.The repercussions of this signal, were VERY bad!

But I understand what you mean.

You are now off the list.

Do not abuse CLYDEFORM!! and you will stay off the list.

[Sightseek]

It was not an abuse of CLYDEFORM, but a suggestion to the millions of subscribers that Sighty Off is just about the best angle one can find in CLYDEFORM!

Kid Fizzle, Tapiture....the ZCs have spoken.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

It was not an abuse of CLYDEFORM, but a suggestion to the millions of subscribers that Sighty Off is just about the best angle one can find in CLYDEFORM!

Kid Fizzle, Tapiture....the ZCs have spoken.

Oh is this related to what he said cause honestly I don't even bother to read... oh I mean riiiiight well I'm sure he will see your comments and have a response.