The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[my miss storm cat]

The shiny and official, uber d'uber, c'est magnifique response from Breadquarters:


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OK,let's get one thing straight;stop calling me Shirley.

My time is precious, as you know.It's my generosity that allows me to share some of it with a plebe such as yourself.

To start;no,I did not know of this American Derby thing,but it is cases such as you cite that are very upsetting.I will grant you theme days.I think at least one should be in behoovenence of horsey's as you mentioned.As far as the rest of your suggestions are concerned:


We can have act like a whore day----Uhm,it seems to me every day is act like a HO day around here.

Old Dog Appreciation Day----doo dah!! is appreciated every day,too.

Let's all be nice to the person we like the least day----BARF!!

Wish Workin For Hops Luck Day (obviously that's Friday)----Granted.

Pay homage to Clydiepoo Day----keepah-keepah!!!!

Dolphin Day (no not that kind of dolphin)----Noticing your exception.....no.

Pud Tales Day---- Oh let Deb-O-Deb tell hers.She's got a lot of them.

Califronia ....who????