Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[mclem0822]

Here is one that has gotten some chuckles.

This preacher was visiting an elderly parishioner. She invites him in, and sitting on the counter he notices a big bowl of peanuts. He says excuse me ma'am, would you mind if I had some peanuts? She says sure, help yourself. So they sit down and chat for an hour, or hour and a half and as he gets ready to leave he discovers he has eaten the entire bowl of peanuts. He says, I am so sorry I have eaten all the peanuts. She says " Oh that's ok, since I have lost my teeth all I can do is suck the chocolate off them"

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by mclem0822

Here is one that has gotten some chuckles.

This preacher was visiting an elderly parishioner. She invites him in, and sitting on the counter he notices a big bowl of peanuts. He says excuse me ma'am, would you mind if I had some peanuts? She says sure, help yourself. So they sit down and chat for an hour, or hour and a half and as he gets ready to leave he discovers he has eaten the entire bowl of peanuts. He says, I am so sorry I have eaten all the peanuts. She says " Oh that's ok, since I have lost my teeth all I can do is suck the chocolate off them"

Have you seen this card shark..

Did you really think that you had seen most forms of cheating at card games.


http://ourlighterside.com/wp-content...rd_game_01.gif

Always good to have an Ace in the hole!!!!!!

[mclem0822]

Originally Posted by bigrun

Have you seen this card shark..

Did you really think that you had seen most forms of cheating at card games.


http://ourlighterside.com/wp-content...rd_game_01.gif

Always good to have an Ace in the hole!!!!!!

LOL

[bigrun]

Has this ice cream truck been in your area? Haven't seen it around here yet
I wanna try the vanilla quickie



http://www.nydailynews.com/life-styl...icle-1.1843305

[mclem0822]

Originally Posted by bigrun

Has this ice cream truck been in your area? Haven't seen it around here yet
I wanna try the vanilla quickie



http://www.nydailynews.com/life-styl...icle-1.1843305

In the immortal words of Yakov Smirnoff " WHAT A COUNTRY"

[casp0555]

Its an old one.....

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
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'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times............'

[bigrun]

A new fragrance ...wonder who put this together


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yRJiP4f_EU