Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

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Texting



An elderly couple had just learned how to send text

messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic

type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.


One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message

and she wrote:


"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."


The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet.
Please advise."