There is no hope

[Calzone Lord]

The worst part about people like that -- is that you know they are secretly at least three or four of the things on that sign.

I prefer to act like a miserable person when I post on the Internet -- but to someone with that belief system...they must live a truly miserable life knowing in their heart they can't come close to meeting their own standard of proper behavior.

It's easy to make fun of how badly the guy butchered one apostrophe after another...but people like that are worse off than someone like me who regrets he isn't 20 of those things.

In a way, this guy is also not very different than a lot of non-religious people. They have a code of conduct for how they believe other people should behave...and they know deep down they don't come close to living up to their own standard they expect from other people.