There is no hope

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by 10 pnt move up

Don't sell yourself short!

Druggie? I want to say check, but I don't think I've done a single drug all year and we are through 7 months. I mean, I'm ALWAYS game, but over the last few years ... people almost never offer me anything and I have no connections with people who sell.


Drunkard? I want to say check. I drink every single time I'm ever with my girlfriend... and if she's ever out of ice I scold her.


Atheist? Check. I don't believe in any sky Gods and we are basically meant to be food for worms once we cash in the chips and die.


New Ager? Not sure what the hell that means.


Democrat? Check. My mothers father ran campaigns in the state for Democratic politicians. My fathers father blamed the Republicans for the great depression and was so bitter about it that he never got over it.

P. K? Not sure what that means.

Adulterer? I'd like to think so, if given a good chance and knowing I never will be found out...it's only cheating if you get caught.


Fornicator? Check


Gambler? Check


Pervert? Textbook.


Idolater? Randy Moss


Liberal? On a lot of issues of the day.


High Fullutent Sophisticated Swine? Check


Sports Nut? Check



You're right, that's 10 checks and the jury is still out on a few others.