Official Suck Up Thread

[Bystander]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

Since, apparantly, this is the morning of " Golly Gee Willikers, So-and-So is just Peachy Keen Great " I thought it would be much easier to just have one thread and fill it with nauseatingly insincere accolades.

On that note, I would like to thank a few kind souls as well. First, there's Carole Stevens, who after making me wait eight minutes for my Ham and Cheese Sandwich failed to give me even one potato chip. Then, there was Harry Jones the mutual clerk, who paid me $623 in 20s. But, finally, there was Bill Kenyon, who made up for all the rest when he replaced the paper roll in the second floor Men's room. Much thanks to that fine, and ( of course ) classy, gentleman, as without him I couldn't dry myself off after Levon Stills pissed on me at the trough.

Carry on.

Wow. Inspirational stuff.