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![]() Thanks Dave.
If anyone feels like I missed something feel free to add it. Also, more importantly I have stumbled on to some video from Derby Lane. Working on getting it loaded up as we speak.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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![]() To clarify the buffet ditching, the waiter told us there was only 20 minutes left and we didn't think we could do sufficient damage in those 20 minutes to warrant the $23.
Your table was already grazing. We figured you'd find us when you were done. So, I bought a $3 hot dog and lost the $20 on the next race. ![]() |
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![]() This is the best thread I've read in . . .
forever! |
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http://s789.photobucket.com/albums/y...urrent=dog.mp4
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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![]() ![]() Matt at the end of the video "Wha da f*ck jus happened there?" That quote defined the whole trip. |
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![]() 10 star work Matt
5 days removed I keep remembering little gems from the trip. Friday we arrive at the track and I sit down next to Heels. All of a sudden he is in full out panic mode and starts frantically searching through his pockets. After a period of distress, he produces a crumpled up 2 inch square piece of paper that looks like something he ripped off the corner of the Sky Mall magazine. On it were his pick 4 picks for 3 or 4 tracks. I think Sheets could teach him a thing or two about his preparation, though I'm sure there was at least one signer on that little bugger. |
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By the way, you did a super job of hiding your suffering |
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Deeeeaaaaanooooo!!! Deeeeaaaaanooooo!!! Deeeeaaaaanooooo!!! Butler was mortified and refused to make eye contact as he was hand signaling the security guard in the circle to protect him from whatever was creating that screeching noise in the box area. |
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![]() We may need to apologize to Steve Byk because I think we permanently scarred Seth Merrow's opinion of Derby Trail with that performance on Saturday.
I don't think he was there yet for the now infamous Bernie Butler $30 winner, but he got an eyeful (and an earful) in the Grunder Pub after the card. |
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![]() i'm such a dork.
My friend texts me today "is it true" and I was so giddy to respond "yes it's true"
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