Truth is stranger than fiction

[freddymo]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

Yeah, that's a terrific story. Please, keep them coming.

Did you hear the one about a fair maiden who gets porked by 7 creepy dwarfs passes out from the horror of being defiled by flithy horny little people and is left for dead. A prince finds her in an alley pulls the apple out of her A...s...s that was stuck there to stop the bleeding brings her to the hospital for treatment where she is refused medical services because she didnt have health Insurance. After a lengthy recovery from both physical and psycological trama she meets the prince. Upon meeting his maiden they fall in love after he shows her the apple that he has been keeping preserved in mason jar. I think Disney re did it for an after school special. Oh she was paid 150 for half and half for an hour to be with the prince.