Rectal Thermometers

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

The great thing about rectal thermometers for infants is that you not only get a 'more accurate' temperature reading, but you also condition them to getting used to things being in their ass.

For later on in life.

Creepy post and creepy thread.

[clyde]

Oh my GOD!!!!























THUD!!

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Creepy post and creepy thread.

You watch it. If me and Pip make it to Toga this year, I'm going to have him give you a German Knuckle Cake.

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Creepy post and creepy thread.

Lucky for us they don't let the GA crowd adopt so you won't have to worry about any of this.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

Lucky for us they don't let the GA crowd adopt so you won't have to worry about any of this.

Georiga?

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Georiga?

You aren't that dumb. Gambler's Anonymous

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

You aren't that dumb. Gambler's Anonymous

Funny, I have tremendous disdain for slot machines and people who play them - I live 5 minutes away from all the table game action I can handle ... yet, it would take free drinks, free meals, and a complimentry blowjob from a coctail waitress hottie to get me to play craps, blackjack, roulette, or any of the other sh!t they offer.

You know, they're open all through the night, right?

When I was reviewing forms of 50-year-old horses Gun Bow torched at 2AM last night - I could have been fiending at the casino.

I have addictions - many in fact - but compulsive gambling is certainly not one of them.

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Funny, I have tremendous disdain for slot machines and people who play them - I live 5 minutes away from all the table game action I can handle ... yet, it would take free drinks, free meals, and a complimentry blowjob from a coctail waitress hottie to get me to play craps, blackjack, roulette, or any of the other sh!t they offer.

You know, they're open all through the night, right?

When I was reviewing forms of 50-year-old horses Gun Bow torched at 2AM last night - I could have been fiending at the casino.

I have addictions - many in fact - but compulsive gambling is certainly not one of them.

Nothing but the best, even for your addictions. A lucky guy you are.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

A lucky guy you are.

You know what's funny?

Kids love me.

Even the kids with douche fathers who obsess over them.

In fact, I am a 4-time uncle. And in all four cases - when I'm around one of them (which isn't often) the kids sure seem to like being around me a whole hell of a lot more than their parents or grandparents.

Not that I can blame them, I guess.

[DaTruth]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

When I was reviewing forms of 50-year-old horses Gun Bow torched at 2AM last night - I could have been fiending at the casino.

I've said this before, but you ought to be compensated for your research efforts. Maybe you can hit up a Marylou Whitney type for a racing history grant.