Rectal Thermometers

[dagolfer33]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

No. My system is quite fast. I understand the enema's action. My point is these thermometers are small and don't go in that far, so you wouldn't think you'd get a mudslide from using it...But again, my goal here is to inform and keep the potential parents, all 3 of them on here, on the straight and narrow.

Your function as a parent is not complete without the following trifecta: rectal thermometer, emema, glycerine suppositories.