The Masters

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

Oh, this bitch rebounder attempting to be funny, while being sarcastic at the same time (again.) O.K., honestly is this creative? No. It is (as usual) formulaic shyt. You're not the only one. I.C. is almost as bitter an uncreative bitch as you. BTW, I call you bitch, because you do act like the bitch laying on the floor next to me (jealous, controlling, domineering, and idealistic.) You are apt to bring something up from the past, because, like a bitch, you take mental notes that you'll use at some later time (when under stress.) I.C. did this a few weeks ago. He managed to combine his Homphobia and Racism into one tidy lil accusation. Did I point that out? No. Why? because it's fkn boring. All I did is I wrote something about Santa tearing up the Yams on Comet. My only rule is to avoid doing what one of you p.c.-idealistic-bitch types would do.

you really didn't expect blowback from cheerleading someone being beaten into a vegetative coma? I plan on bringing it up every chance i get. it was that spectacular. and you seemed proud of yourself so i don't know what the problem is if i want to mention it in every thread from now on.

you're off the rails quite a bit here but it was rare, even for you, to have plowed so far that you can't even see the tracks anymore. and then you just kept going and going and going. it was awesome.

and now it just keeps getting better.

[horseofcourse]

Sounds like a great Masters...tradition at Augusta National with caddy's wearing painters costumes, Nantz waxing poetic about the majesty of Butler Cabin, and an ugly South African cracking skulls (metaphorically of course) and taking names when it matters ala that ugly South African who won the Open last year. And Tiger still as yet hasn't recovered from the YE Yang beat down he suffered two years ago (that's what this is all about...not his personal issues). That was the end of Tiger fear once and for all. the other stuff was just noise.

[declansharbor]

Tiger's putting better improve dramatically if he wants to sustain a run at being competitive. The old adage has truth to it, 'You drive for show and putt for dough!!'

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by declansharbor

Tiger's putting better improve dramatically if he wants to sustain a run at being competitive. The old adage has truth to it, 'You drive for show and putt for dough!!'

I really cant believe that he 3 putted once... let alone a few times!!

He did have a few 20 foot birdie putts though that looked so good I still cant figure out how they didnt drop.

[ateamstupid]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

I really cant believe that he 3 putted once... let alone a few times!!

He did have a few 20 foot birdie putts though that looked so good I still cant figure out how they didnt drop.

Six times. It was pretty hilarious if you dislike him like I do.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by ateamstupid

Six times. It was pretty hilarious if you dislike him like I do.

I'm still a big Tiger fan... but I dont feel sorry for any pro 3 putting six times. I 3 putted five times last saturday alone. shot an 85 with 38 putts. if I could only figure out how to put it all together on the same day...

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

so i don't know what the problem is if i want to mention it in every thread from now on.

I told you what the only problem will be (sarcasm is lead, ...not gold...not platinum...lead.) You will realize this at a later point in your life. You think it's fresh veggies. It ain't. It's just slimy Iceberg.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

I told you what the only problem will be (sarcasm is lead, ...not gold...not platinum...lead.) You will realize this at a later point in your life. You think it's fresh veggies. It ain't. It's just slimy Iceberg.

http://news.in.msn.com/business/arti...mentid=5108116

it's still a good investment. and i'm sure it pays better dividends than whatever bitterness it is that turned you into a cheerleader for "fans" beating other fans into coma's.

[GPK]

No need to start a new thread, but I can do this, no problem

http://www.pgatour.com/tourreport/?h...es-15-on-no-9/

[Scav]

Originally Posted by GPK

No need to start a new thread, but I can do this, no problem

http://www.pgatour.com/tourreport/?h...es-15-on-no-9/

It was on Sportscenter tonight, it was awesome.

And they had him mic'd up for the event also, and he was pretty hilarious explaining it.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Scav

It was on Sportscenter tonight, it was awesome.

And they had him mic'd up for the event also, and he was pretty hilarious explaining it.

I may pull the clubs out of the closet and play in an event next month near my parents house. I will be fully prepared for a hole like that.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by GPK

I may pull the clubs out of the closet and play in an event next month near my parents house. I will be fully prepared for a hole like that.

I'll carry for ya!

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by GPK

No need to start a new thread, but I can do this, no problem

http://www.pgatour.com/tourreport/?h...es-15-on-no-9/

After like the third miss in the forest, the ole foot wedge would have came out.