Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[AeWingnut]

A rough-and-ready testosterone-fueled biker’s group pulled
over when they spotted a shapely young chick poised
prettily on a bridge – about to leap into the raging waters
below! The leader of the pack yelled up to her and
asked “What are you doing, honey?”
“I’m gonna kill myself,” answered the distraught
hottie, her short skirt whipping in the wind, exposing
a beautiful pair of stems. Thinking fast, the brawny
brute responded, “Well, cutie, before you do
anything rash, why don’t ya come down here and I’ll
give you a big goodbye kiss.”
After a frightful pause, she finally acquiesced and hopped
down and gave him a big, sloppy, lingering smooch to
everyone’s great relief.
“Wow!” the bike hog sighed. “That was the best damn
kiss I’ve ever had! You’re a beautiful, young, sexy and
passionate person. Why the Hell do you want to end your
life?”
The girl sighs, wipes the tears from her big, blue eyes
and says, “My folks hate it when I dress up like a girl.”