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Old 12-07-2010, 09:08 AM
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Old 12-07-2010, 10:12 AM
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THYEBOYGAN, With. - A Withconthin woman ith accuthed of bieing off her huthbanth tongue ath he wath giving her a good nigh kith.

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Old 12-07-2010, 05:58 PM
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Im so confused.... and they were singing Christmas carols after she did it?

Wow.

This is crazy on so many levels...


edit - Forgot to say hey no fair... I can't be the only one doing this!
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Old 12-07-2010, 09:10 PM
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Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus
In my home town shopping mall last night.
Gooey was a shoppin'
But she could not stop from lollipopin'
Santa's pud that night

!!!!

Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus
Hiding under that beard of snowy white.
Then DebODeb saw his whiskers slip,
{{{down theyah}} ror!!
Elvis dressed as Santa Claus last night
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Old 12-07-2010, 10:54 PM
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Very nice, Rudy!
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Old 12-08-2010, 02:32 PM
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Im so confused.... and they were singing Christmas carols after she did it?

Wow.

This is crazy on so many levels...


edit - Forgot to say hey no fair... I can't be the only one doing this!
This update will clear it all up.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...tongue-assault











or not.

There is a lesson in there somewhere.


Wouldn't "His Harmony" be a good name for a horse?
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Old 12-09-2010, 07:43 AM
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Old 12-09-2010, 08:16 AM
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My ding dong merrily on high,
In your mouth my balls are ringing:
Ding dong! Fingering your pie
A muffled sound. Is Gooey singing?
Glorious! Hose on her face! Excessive!

On your chin, now on your nose
My hairy balls be swingin'
And "oh, oh, oh!"
Your teeth are gently scrapin'.
Glorious! Hose on her face! Excessive!

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