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Old 12-04-2010, 02:05 PM
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I think nothing would be better than a photo of Gooey laying on her back;opening up a petcock valve.A big blown up photo displayed right by my coffin.


There would be a hood over my face because dead people look awful.
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Old 12-04-2010, 02:06 PM
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Which is also why Frenzy should be wearing a hood.
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Old 12-04-2010, 02:09 PM
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Which is also why Frenzy should be wearing a hood.
ROR!!!!!!


Who's Frenzy?
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Old 12-04-2010, 02:20 PM
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=:>

The one acting like an insane jilted lover.


If you don't know who she is now....give it some time;you will.






I admire the fact you change your own oil very much.
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Old 12-04-2010, 02:52 PM
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=:>

The one acting like an insane jilted lover.


If you don't know who she is now....give it some time;you will.










I admire the fact you change your own oil very much.



Not touchin' thayat one.... I like all booooof of you'ins.....









I do change mah own eril cause an cain't stands to be incessantly upsold overpriced "Fuel Injection Treatment", Extree Speaciall Coolant Flushy Treatment", et. al. EVERY goddamnity time from the Yiffy-Pube up tha road...


If mah local MartyWal would simply put Mobil 1 and a filter in mah rig at a fair price, I probably wouldn't mess with it.

It is 79.00 to get Mobil one and a filter - yet they sell the same Mobil one and filter in the store for 34.87, tax included..




That's the kind of bullshlt I refuse to tolerate









































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Old 12-04-2010, 06:12 PM
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Not touchin' thayat one.... I like all booooof of you'ins.....









I do change mah own eril cause an cain't stands to be incessantly upsold overpriced "Fuel Injection Treatment", Extree Speaciall Coolant Flushy Treatment", et. al. EVERY goddamnity time from the Yiffy-Pube up tha road...


If mah local MartyWal would simply put Mobil 1 and a filter in mah rig at a fair price, I probably wouldn't mess with it.

It is 79.00 to get Mobil one and a filter - yet they sell the same Mobil one and filter in the store for 34.87, tax included..




That's the kind of bullshlt I refuse to tolerate









































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I use the same stuff.

You are a very smart man.

If Sighty wouldn't poke her eye out----I'd change her oil for free.







Later I'll tell you a few stories about "Van...Your Friendly Midas Muffler Man" types.

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Old 12-04-2010, 06:41 PM
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Not touchin' thayat one.... I like all booooof of you'ins.....









I do change mah own eril cause an cain't stands to be incessantly upsold overpriced "Fuel Injection Treatment", Extree Speaciall Coolant Flushy Treatment", et. al. EVERY goddamnity time from the Yiffy-Pube up tha road...


If mah local MartyWal would simply put Mobil 1 and a filter in mah rig at a fair price, I probably wouldn't mess with it.

It is 79.00 to get Mobil one and a filter - yet they sell the same Mobil one and filter in the store for 34.87, tax included..




That's the kind of bullshlt I refuse to tolerate









































You know what?

That's fine by me.

You can love someone to death that I have stuck in the pig pen...and it would not change our relationship one itty bitty.






(Thanks again for the" itty bitty",Sighty.I llllike it!!)
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Old 12-04-2010, 07:26 PM
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Pig List:


Muffy-Poo

Mud

Nevada Dave

Mr.Whirlpool

Blecho Frams

Frenzy

Pud's Mommy

CrashCar


quiet!!

oinkman


Tommy No Booze

Peter Slug

asu rothstein



Satan's Fin

Dumbinger

The Quack Man







The above are known pigs.

More coming as their squeals remind me who they are.




UPDATE TO PIGGY LIST

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Old 12-04-2010, 07:35 PM
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I am ssssssssso pretty!!




No..the one on the left.
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Now that's me on the right.
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At least you're consistent.
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I remember watching the night Jimmy read that poem.
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