snowy woods

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by clyde

From the offices of Doctor Hedgewood R. Osbad..I mean Osgood:


Miss Poo;

Your propensity to negatively rate abstract art comes from your deep insecurities and guilt.You have a high need of structure because you were blown up by mistake at a 4th of July party.It's a good thing a team of crack Humpty Dumpty King's Men were nearby in order to put you back together again.

Your guilt comes from luring in a lurid way and then killing nincompoops.

Your insecurities are unknowingly demonstrated to the public by your constant need for waist ribbons whose color is always dependent upon your mood.

I would need to get you on the couch to find out more about your deep seated insecurities.

Ringy dingy me any time.

Yours,

Dr. O





I hope you don't mind this liberty I have taken.

Yours,

mdf

Dr.,

Something very disturbing happened to me today. I was getting a hot stone massage and when they put the big stones on my feet and little stones between my toes, I thought about =5.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Dr.,

Something very disturbing happened to me today. I was getting a hot stone massage and when they put the big stones on my feet and little stones between my toes, I thought about =5.

Yeah baby.........................

[clyde]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Yeah baby.........................

Oh my God.

[clyde]

As luck would have it,Sightypooski,he already answerd me.

Here is a copy n' pastey:




Dear Miss Pooski..I mean Poo,


Mortimer told me about this fellow.Considering what has happened in the past between you two,it is a common reaction.Think nothing of it;merely a defense mechanism.

Unless you liked it. That feeling and it's connection to Mr. Fucl<Face,I hope I got that name right...Mortimer gave it to me....,would not be good and requires further probing.

Of your mind,that is.

I encourage you,in light of your other problems,to arrange an apointment with me on my couch.


Yours,

Dr.O

[Sightseek]

Is the couch made of fine corinthian leather?

[clyde]

Uhm.......



..let me ask him...will get back to you..

[clyde]

( Oh my God...she may be on to me)

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Is the couch made of fine corinthian leather?

Latex shouldn't it be Latex?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Latex shouldn't it be Latex?

I'm latex sensitive!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Dr.,

Something very disturbing happened to me today. I was getting a hot stone massage and when they put the big stones on my feet and little stones between my toes, I thought about =5.

I'm going to let Dr.Osbad..I mean good,know this