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Old 08-23-2010, 02:48 PM
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I have 30 days to return the atnt and 14 for the verizon, im actually playuing with both of them, the verizon SERVICE IS MUCHHHH BETTER. The phone is kinda hard to use. The verizon is also more a month. I might just get the iphone for 97$ instead of being cheap and pushing for a free phone.
easy solution. return the at&t

Stick with verizon but return the phone and get something you like better. Also check with your workplace, lots of companies have deals with phone carriers & you can get 15% off or even better. also, verizon to verizon is free, plus nights & weekends, and texting is way easier than having to talk to someone. so unless you are on the phone a lot during the, just get a lower minutes plan and unlimted texts. also, if you have internet at home, then its not really needed on a phone.

I have an envy touch. i LOVE the inside where you flip it up and can type on a keyboard. I do think the outside "touch" screen is overrated on all phones. its nice to be able to view pictures since it's a large screen.. but the touch part loses its touchabilty pretty fast. Especially when you have a chronic phone dropping problem.
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Old 08-23-2010, 03:16 PM
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They are sounding as though they ought to be called SwissArmyPhones.



Am sure the next new line of phones will be capable of calling the after life, thereby putting frauds out of business....as well as showing a skull and crossbones when a known googlie calls.

Even if you didin't know.

They will also have tazing ability.




Will be able to fry one very small egg on it.

It will have very high vibration capability on incomings so that girls can call themselves when desperate.

They will be so smart that should a terrorist try to use one as a detonater for a bomb...the phone will automatically call Dick Chenney.




They will be 100% waterproof so as to be used as a floatation device for very small people.

The more advanced cell phones will have a spare key compartment.

For ghosts...a skeleton key compartment.



Texting will now be sent as holograms received by the receiver...in the air;right on front of their eyes.Of course,still having i-net capability...the potential for everyone to wind up a porn junkie ( ala,Sighty-poo) sky rockets with the holograph add on.

You will be able to laser squirt anyone you wish..undetected.

They will ,additionally, be able to serve as x-ray specs.No one will be safe from invasions.






I'm keeping my 2 cans on a string.

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Old 08-23-2010, 03:23 PM
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But will it mustard squirt?!?!
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Old 08-23-2010, 03:27 PM
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!!


Sorry..forgot to say--yes.

But it's load will be good for 3 feet maximum.

And targets will know.



Excellent question.
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Old 08-23-2010, 05:11 PM
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They are sounding as though they ought to be called SwissArmyPhones.



Am sure the next new line of phones will be capable of calling the after life, thereby putting frauds out of business....as well as showing a skull and crossbones when a known googlie calls.

Even if you didin't know.

They will also have tazing ability.




Will be able to fry one very small egg on it.

It will have very high vibration capability on incomings so that girls can call themselves when desperate.

They will be so smart that should a terrorist try to use one as a detonater for a bomb...the phone will automatically call Dick Chenney.




They will be 100% waterproof so as to be used as a floatation device for very small people.

The more advanced cell phones will have a spare key compartment.

For ghosts...a skeleton key compartment.



Texting will now be sent as holograms received by the receiver...in the air;right on front of their eyes.Of course,still having i-net capability...the potential for everyone to wind up a porn junkie ( ala,Sighty-poo) sky rockets with the holograph add on.

You will be able to laser squirt anyone you wish..undetected.

They will ,additionally, be able to serve as x-ray specs.No one will be safe from invasions.






I'm keeping my 2 cans on a string.
You should be in R and D! No, Not R&B......R and D!!
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Old 08-23-2010, 05:18 PM
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R&D?



RHT & Dillinger?
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Old 08-23-2010, 05:19 PM
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R&D?



RHT & Dillinger?
Research and Development.......that phone he was talking about would sell big!!!
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Old 08-23-2010, 05:24 PM
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Research and Development.......that phone he was talking about would sell big!!!
I guess I figured it stood for Rum & Diet. cause you have to be pretty wasted to come up with the things mdf does..
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Old 08-23-2010, 05:25 PM
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It would also suck to try and use it as a vibrator and accidently set off the taser function.

talk about "My pu.ssy is sssssso hot"
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Old 08-23-2010, 05:40 PM
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I guess I figured it stood for Rum & Diet. cause you have to be pretty wasted to come up with the things mdf does..
That's my problem...I am naturally wasted,unfortunately.
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Old 08-23-2010, 05:39 PM
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You should be in R and D! No, Not R&B......R and D!!

Really,really.
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