Top 10 comedy things you hear at a White Sox game

[satan's twin]

Originally Posted by Scav

from White Sox fans

10: Lance Johnson was the best centerfielder evah
9: Hawk Harrelson can get any girl he wants
8: What inning is it? (only 1 out in the first inning)
7: I f*cked the living **** out of that dude last week (in front of a 7 year old girl)
6: I forgot my sleeves at the shelter (sleeveless is in at Comiskey)
5: Ichiro is Korean
4: Carlton Fisk was so tough he didn't wear a mask
3: Steve Stone could pitch in the MLB right now
2: I wish my boyfriend had a c*ck like this polish sausage I am eating, it is perfect
1: Hey a$$hole (female Sox fan speaking to female Sox fan)

If I had a buck for every time I heard a guy in a Cubs hat repeat #7 and #2, I could pay for my Sox playoff tickets for this year right now.

[clyde]

^^^^Twins fan.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by clyde

^^^^Twins fan.

^^^ LOLing

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Scav

^^^ LOLing

!!


^^^^ Longing for Franny

[Scav]

Originally Posted by clyde

!!


^^^^ Longing for Franny

I would never impose, SIR!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Scav

I would never impose, SIR!

ror!!....you're kidding, right?


She hates me...impose.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by clyde

ror!!....you're kidding, right?


She hates me...impose.

HUH!

She doesn't hate you. I told you to TRUST ME!

[Scav]

Originally Posted by satan's twin

If I had a buck for every time I heard a guy in a Cubs hat repeat #7 and #2, I could pay for my Sox playoff tickets for this year right now.

No doubt, but you have to separate all the college retards and people that know nothing about baseball from the real fans like myself. I would never say those things.

There are very few Sox fans that have a clue about baseball, I would say 15%. I would say 70% of the people that are not sitting in the bleachers could hold a baseball conversation at Wrigley.

[GBBob]

Originally Posted by Scav

No doubt, but you have to separate all the college retards and people that know nothing about baseball from the real fans like myself. I would never say those things.

There are very few Sox fans that have a clue about baseball, I would say 15%. I would say 70% of the people that are not sitting in the bleachers could hold a baseball conversation at Wrigley.

You have that backwards my friend. Wrigley is notorious for having the most clueless, cell phone talking, camera waving drunk frat boys who just go to be seen. Yeah..there are the real fans there, but Wrigley is a joke when it comes to intelligent fans.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by GBBob

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You have that backwards my friend. Wrigley is notorious for having the most clueless, cell phone talking, camera waving drunk frat boys who just go to be seen. Yeah..there are the real fans there, but Wrigley is a joke when it comes to intelligent fans.

^^^^Hong Kong busy bee man.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by GBBob

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You have that backwards my friend. Wrigley is notorious for having the most clueless, cell phone talking, camera waving drunk frat boys who just go to be seen. Yeah..there are the real fans there, but Wrigley is a joke when it comes to intelligent fans.

I said inside the bleachers. Those tools only sit in the bleachers

[clyde]

Originally Posted by GBBob

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You have that backwards my friend. Wrigley is notorious for having the most clueless, cell phone talking, camera waving drunk frat boys who just go to be seen. Yeah..there are the real fans there, but Wrigley is a joke when it comes to intelligent fans.

^^^^ Cannot read, either.