the cozy dooryard

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by clyde

They won't draw the fire I seem to evoke.



Did you ever feel you were one of maybe a handful of well intended people here? I certainly do.You cannot avoid fucl< faces anymore--are just too many of them.

They're all over and have the same agenda....themselves.

Get me to Canada,Geeker.....get me there.

EAUXH CANADA, will you let morty in????


AH DON'T THINK SO!!!!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by FGFan

EAUXH CANADA, will you let morty in????


AH DON'T THINK SO!!!!

snarf!!

[clyde]

Getting on to serious matters.............oh, there are no serious matters.

Uncly---I made friends with Phil on another board.Coachy-poo ain't gonna like it, but ah di-yud.


He's a good guy and ,really is, and I know you enjoyed him.





What I mean to say is...uhm.........should leave it at that.





Wait..there is a serious matter.Ah don't feel sa hot and I think I caught something from NerdyTrail.Am going to pen my farewell speech..and that will do 'er.If It's not up, and it's Tuesday---then I'm dead.









Stop that applauding.

[clyde]

Well that didn't take long.


Anyhoo...was at gun store yesterday.The ancient creature who owned it claimed to have been a highly successful Kamikaze pilot.()


So, I said if that is true, then you should know how to play Russian Roulette.

He said he did.

After several minutes of staring at each other,I remarked.."OK...tell me."




So he says.."Well you take a revolver and remove some bullets.At least one has to be removed or the fun just ain't gonna be there.Then you stick the barrel to your head and start pulling the trigger---hoping for the best."

"Ah"...said I.So I told him that I understood and.." how much for the single shot derringer?"





He did not find that amusing.

Got one a these-----




I apologized and asked .."How many calibers in that shooter?"..pointing to a nickle plated hand gun.

"32"...said he.



It was 159.95 ..which I thought a little high.

So I left.

Great story, aye?





My farewell speech,followed by things I have thrown away:


















Farewell.


( Ya gotta love me.)







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHN3X6tFqAw






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmsRFrN97ek

[herkhorse]

So anyhoo,





The other day i bought myself some sensible walking boots
and camping equipment and a good raincoat





I set off and hiked for about an hour, i came across a
scenic view and stopped for a little while






made me a cuppa on my little stove,







took some photos of the scenery






packed up my things and set off on my hike again







a little further along the way...








sorry I'm rambling...

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

a little further along the way...

Okay, ummm... waiting to hear the rest, T.

* * *

The first one made me want to kill myself Geeker but the 2nd? I love Morricone (not as much as Nino Rota, but...).

* * *

No more gun talk, Morty!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Okay, ummm... waiting to hear the rest, T.

* * *

The first one made me want to kill myself Geeker but the 2nd? I love Morricone (not as much as Nino Rota, but...).

* * *

No more gun talk, Morty!

Your poetic license just got revoked,elephant ears.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

So anyhoo,





The other day i bought myself some sensible walking boots
and camping equipment and a good raincoat





I set off and hiked for about an hour, i came across a
scenic view and stopped for a little while






made me a cuppa on my little stove,







took some photos of the scenery






packed up my things and set off on my hike again







a little further along the way...








sorry I'm rambling...

I LLLLLLLIKED IT!!

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by clyde

Well that didn't take long.
Anyhoo...was at gun store yesterday.The ancient creature who owned it claimed to have been a highly successful Kamikaze pilot.()
So, I said if that is true, then you should know how to play Russian Roulette.
He said he did.
After several minutes of staring at each other,I remarked.."OK...tell me."
So he says.."Well you take a revolver and remove some bullets.At least one has to be removed or the fun just ain't gonna be there.Then you stick the barrel to your head and start pulling the trigger---hoping for the best."
"Ah"...said I.So I told him that I understood and.." how much for the single shot derringer?"
He did not find that amusing.
Got one a these-----
I apologized and asked .."How many calibers in that shooter?"..pointing to a nickle plated hand gun.
"32"...said he.
It was 159.95 ..which I thought a little high.
So I left.
Great story, aye?
My farewell speech,followed by things I have thrown away:
Farewell.
( Ya gotta love me.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHN3X6tFqAw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmsRFrN97ek

After listening to that music I wanted to shoot myself....but I threw up instead.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by geeker2

After listening to that music I wanted to shoot myself....but I threw up instead.

That's why you're you and I'm me....you opinionated rim shot.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

Getting on to serious matters.............oh, there are no serious matters.

Uncly---I made friends with Phil on another board.Coachy-poo ain't gonna like it, but ah di-yud.


He's a good guy and ,really is, and I know you enjoyed him.





What I mean to say is...uhm.........should leave it at that.





Wait..there is a serious matter.Ah don't feel sa hot and I think I caught something from NerdyTrail.Am going to pen my farewell speech..and that will do 'er.If It's not up, and it's Tuesday---then I'm dead.









Stop that applauding.

If it's not up on Monday, does that mean you're taking a long weekend?
If it's up on Wednesday, does that mean you've been resurrected?


By the way, a belated Happy Birthday. Your case of Campbell's Pea Soup is in the mail.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

If it's not up on Monday, does that mean you're taking a long weekend?
If it's up on Wednesday, does that mean you've been resurrected?


By the way, a belated Happy Birthday. Your case of Campbell's Pea Soup is in the mail.

..bury me baby!!!!..