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Old 04-30-2010, 10:58 AM
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The Can't-tucky WHIIIRRRby





BrownSugah...the cards, please.


Thank you ssssso much,Dahling.

Kiss-Kiss.







Oh boy,that dupa is suitable for framing.






But bettah get on with it:









1...Lookin' at Yucky



Look at Yucky.






Now look at me.







Now look at Yucky.







Now look at me.





See what ahm thayin'?






burp( oh excuse me!)...Crinkle...



trash can






2...IceBox



Reminds me of a girl I once knew.

Anyhoo----you know,SportyFans,Pythagoras had a good noodle on his neck.Essentially, he said it was hip to be squared.



And so---keepah!!






3...NoblesPromise


Now,this would be really swell if only we knew what Nobel promised.

sssssso!...







nyyyyooooooow!!




thud






4...SupahSavah


Would like to pick this one.

Would also like to pick the meger me-yons.

Do you see the relationship?






Crink-EL...



trash can





5...LineofDavid



Idiot Sticks all over the country tabbing him a throw out.

This is good.


keepah-keepah!!






6...StatelyVictor


I have never heard of this horsey.





~">>__``, squirt!!!=;``,,,,






phooey..I have to get going.Will have to finish latah.



You can thank Skivs for this delay and for delaying the exciting finish of my dream as well.

Is a snot face.




Plus..I have to whizz---really bad!!
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Old 04-30-2010, 03:23 PM
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so far so good!
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Old 04-30-2010, 03:23 PM
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sorry.. meant to say:

so far ssssso good.
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Old 04-30-2010, 06:12 PM
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=:>


can't finish until morning
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Old 04-30-2010, 07:58 PM
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I miss my triple L.
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Old 05-01-2010, 10:40 AM
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...huh?...
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:07 AM
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Now to finish this thing.




7...American Big Liah






whiiiiiiiirrrr!!!!






8...Geekers Kitt-ay-ah Katt-ay


blech





Crinkle...


trash can






9...MakeMusic4Me



I llllike him!!




keepah






10...Dumb As.s O' Fucl<-o




vomit





Crinkle..


trash can







11...BeelzebubDoesn'tGiveAFucl<



So neither do I.




Crinkle..



trash can.






12...Conveyance


Real estate term.

Should stick with deed exchanges.




Crinkle..


trash can





13...JacksonBend


Ah don't thank so.


But I am unshore.





keep for now






14...MissionImpossible


I am like sssssssso happy he realizes it.







Crinkle...


trash can






15...DiscreetlyMine


This is not the time to be discreet...nor mine.


That makes him a double wobbler.

Not good.






Crinkle...


trash can







16...AwfulAct


Reminds me of Del Yount.

What a ham sandwich.






Crinkle...


trash can





17...Bubblin'


The most prestigious race in the world and this fool takes a bubble bath.

Only the drunken Irish swine.






Crinkle...


trash can








18...BackSass


A little snot face birdy told me.




Keepah.







19...HomeBoyKris





Get lost...your name makes me want to spit.






Crinkle..


trash can









20...SidneysCandyA.s.s



Yet another Santa Anita gem.






More like bauxite.






Crinkle...


trash can.










Now I have to assemble this mess---hang on.
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:16 AM
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...huh?...
I'm her Triple L
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BrownSugah...the cards, please.


Thank you ssssso much,Dahling.

Kiss-Kiss.


bad!!
Sorry I'm late but okay I'm ready for the Derby now...
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Old 05-03-2010, 10:20 AM
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Sorry I'm late but okay I'm ready for the Derby now...
Oh boy.




But you do have sizzle in the griddle---fine work...really.
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