Gulfstream Saturday, I have box seats available

[Scav]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

I remember when I used to golf (and by no means was I any good), if I played with someone really good, I played better. As if that good person had a positive affect on my game. What I'm saying Bigs is, maybe your partner had the adverse affect on your game.

The ground was very tricky today. It looked like it was rock hard, but when you tried to hit a fairway shot the correct way, the ground gave out from under, very soft.

Both Bigs and I hit our fair share of chunks, which is normally not part of my game. I am usually doing comedy things like leaving a 10 ft putt 4 feet short, hitting a 5 iron 90 yards, or always playing from 2 inches from a tee because I have a boomarang tee shot to the right

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by Scav

The ground was very tricky today. It looked like it was rock hard, but when you tried to hit a fairway shot the correct way, the ground gave out from under, very soft.

Both Bigs and I hit our fair share of chunks, which is normally not part of my game. I am usually doing comedy things like leaving a 10 ft putt 4 feet short, hitting a 5 iron 90 yards, or always playing from 2 inches from a tee because I have a boomarang tee shot to the right

No excuses.

I suck.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

No excuses.

I suck.

At least you knew what hole we were on.

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by Scav

At least you knew what hole we were on.

[golfer]

Originally Posted by Scav

At least you knew what hole we were on.

First time ever playing the course, and from where I hit my tee shot, I couldn't even see the 18th green. Of course, in aiming for the 9th green accidently, I still missed IT 25 yards to the right But it was a GREAT recovery wedge to the proper green.

Ahem, you guys failed to mention it was DORMY after 9 holes!

I do give all the credit to Fulla Sheets. The kid was the MAN through the first 9 holes. After that, we both kinda felt sorry for you guys

Still, a great day, perfect weather, beautiful course, and outstanding company

[Fulla Sheets]

I shot a "decent" 92, if there ever was such thing. But hitting 5 shots OB, and using my putter 40+ times didn't help the cause.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Fulla Sheets

I shot a "decent" 92, if there ever was such thing. But hitting 5 shots OB, and using my putter 40+ times didn't help the cause.

Kid, you suck worse than me with the putter. This game will drive you insane. Quit now while there is still hope for you. Stay away from girls too...they will drive you more insane than golf will.

Finish high school, move to Tampa and play the horses for a living. In another 5-8 years, Bigs will be retired and will need someone to drive his old ass around everywhere. You can make some side doing that.

My final piece of advice...ALWAYS, ALWAYS listen to the advice of Exacta Bob. He will never do you wrong.

[Fulla Sheets]

Originally Posted by GPK

Kid, you suck worse than me with the putter. This game will drive you insane. Quit now while there is still hope for you. Stay away from girls too...they will drive you more insane than golf will.

Finish high school, move to Tampa and play the horses for a living. In another 5-8 years, Bigs will be retired and will need someone to drive his old ass around everywhere. You can make some side doing that.

My final piece of advice...ALWAYS, ALWAYS listen to the advice of Exacta Bob. He will never do you wrong.

I am going to let Scav reply to this one.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by GPK

Kid, you suck worse than me with the putter. This game will drive you insane. Quit now while there is still hope for you. Stay away from girls too...they will drive you more insane than golf will.

Finish high school, move to Tampa and play the horses for a living. In another 5-8 years, Bigs will be retired and will need someone to drive his old ass around everywhere. You can make some side doing that.

My final piece of advice...ALWAYS, ALWAYS listen to the advice of Exacta Bob. He will never do you wrong.

Great advice Kev. So you want the kid to be a degenerate horse player, gay and unemployed. You are going to make a wonderful role model. Keep up the good work.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by GPK

Kid, you suck worse than me with the putter. This game will drive you insane. Quit now while there is still hope for you. Stay away from girls too...they will drive you more insane than golf will.

Finish high school, move to Tampa and play the horses for a living. In another 5-8 years, Bigs will be retired and will need someone to drive his old ass around everywhere. You can make some side doing that.

My final piece of advice...ALWAYS, ALWAYS listen to the advice of Exacta Bob. He will never do you wrong.

Stop, I worked all weekend to get this kid to focus on golf. 15, weighs 120 soaking wet and hits the ball 250 down the pipe effortlessly, and he doesn't practice for ****.

He has potential, hell, maybe he could be your prodigy, I still get my cut regardless

He shot a 92 with probably 35 putts and some putrid 2nd shots. You could fix that in two weeks

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by GPK

Kid, you suck worse than me with the putter. This game will drive you insane. Quit now while there is still hope for you. Stay away from girls too...they will drive you more insane than golf will.

Finish high school, move to Tampa and play the horses for a living. In another 5-8 years, Bigs will be retired and will need someone to drive his old ass around everywhere. You can make some side doing that.

My final piece of advice...ALWAYS, ALWAYS listen to the advice of Exacta Bob. He will never do you wrong.

other than the last sentence, Sheets, NEVER listen to GPK.