In defense of the Donald

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Since when do people care about what a beauty pageant contestant has to say? And what in the f.uck was Perez Hilton doing as a judge for the pageant? That's just so retarded it makes Baby Jesus break out in hives and have diarrhea s.hits.

Then why did you ask me to be
your Southern Cracker Boy lover...

At least you could have kept it secret.