My Barack Wish List

[joeydb]

When someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night, armed, just beg for your life in a very soft and tearful voice.

Yeah that gun control is a real a great idea...

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by joeydb

When someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night, armed, just beg for your life in a very soft and tearful voice.

Yeah that gun control is a real a great idea...

I have 4 attack dogs that take care of intruders

[GBBob]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

I have 4 attack dogs that take care of intruders

I laughed

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

I have 4 attack dogs that take care of intruders

Thebby, Cherie, and the two pups??

[timmgirvan]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

I have 4 attack dogs that take care of intruders

Cheaper to have a gun than feed those 4 dogs!.....just saying

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by timmgirvan

Cheaper to have a gun than feed those 4 dogs!.....just saying

Cheaper than clothing them for sure

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

Cheaper than clothing them for sure

clothes?

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

I have 4 attack dogs that take care of intruders

Your 4 attack dogs stacked on top of one another dont come up to my knees

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by GPK

Your 4 attack dogs stacked on top of one another dont come up to my knees

there are lower parts of the anatomy they will center their attack on.

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

the big deal on hbo was funny.. obamas old lady suffering through the u2 and garth brooks..then bam stevie wonder on..shake your booty. tom hanks was good ..

[Riot]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

there are lower parts of the anatomy they will center their attack on.

Please. My dogs noses start at that level just standing around.

I do grant that a burglar may trip over your dogs, causing serious head injury.

[dellinger63]

For GBbob for starting the thread......

Tomorrow's a Cease Fire Day



Just a pat on the back

[ddthetide]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

I have 4 attack dogs that take care of intruders

now that's funny!

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by joeydb

When someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night, armed, just beg for your life in a very soft and tearful voice.

Yeah that gun control is a real a great idea...

if someone strafes my house in the middle of the night and i don't have an anti-aircraft emplacement, should i do the same?

i'm not really sure how i feel about gun control but i love the paranoid fantasy as justification for your opinion. armed gangs roaming your neighborhood?

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Actually, I have pressure on me to get a gun. The dogs chased a guy out of the backyard 3 weeks ago. Have they done studies on how many people have killed a family member versus killed an actual intruder? Guns are pretty unforgiving.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

Actually, I have pressure on me to get a gun. The dogs chased a guy out of the backyard 3 weeks ago. Have they done studies on how many people have killed a family member versus killed an actual intruder? Guns are pretty unforgiving.

statistically, you're far more likely to kill someone you know or yourself with a gun over someone breaking into your house.

but you need to weigh that against whatever level of irrational paranoia you have about armed stranger's bursting through your door.

[ninetoone]

My wife won't let me get a gun. The best I can hope for is one of those old style credit card swipers. I figure any burglar coming up my steps that hears that noise will sh*t their pants and run.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

statistically, you're far more likely to kill someone you know or yourself with a gun over someone breaking into your house.

but you need to weigh that against whatever level of irrational paranoia you have about armed stranger's bursting through your door.

No, I am not the one who wants to get it. I actually trust my dogs enough. They adore me( I feed them.) I would maybe prefer to get one more larger dog, or a tazer. Black Rage is for real. I'm not crazy about the lethal option being around here.

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

No, I am not the one who wants to get it. I actually trust my dogs enough. They adore me( I feed them.) I would maybe prefer to get one more larger dog, or a tazer. Black Rage is for real. I'm not crazy about the lethal option being around here.

dogs are a great option but just remember they'll do nothing about the threat of mole people tunneling into your bedroom.

when that happens all you can do is beg for your life in a soft and tearful voice unless you have a gun.