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Old 05-17-2008, 11:24 AM
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Default errr uhh Ted Kennedy airlifted to hospital
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The ambulance driver had a foggy explanation as to why it took so long to get to Kennedy. He said when he got the call no one was around and his ambulance was across the river and he could not find a bridge...so he swam. He swam a long way and swears he did not stop to get snookered.He eventually reached Kennedy abut 12 hours after the emergency call.
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Better by air than sea or river, lake, pond etc. now, that we've crossed that bridge...
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45 years in the Senate. Time to go. It isn't like it will cost the democrats a seat or anything.
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Old 05-17-2008, 12:36 PM
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Doctors have been asked if the senator has expired.....they replied:

"We're not sure---it's hard to tell."
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Behind the scenes doctors continue to argue as to whether the senator is dead ...or not.




A JohnnieWalker Red Label intravenous drip has been installed....just in case.
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scotch producers have moved to DEFCON 2.
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We, the people of Massachusetts, wish to be free of the thing called Kennedy.
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Someone from Mass. doesn't like him???
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Someone from Mass. doesn't like him???
And NEVER voted for him.
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Fine work.

Excellent.
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Excellent.

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There he is! Working hard in the Senate!
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Old 05-17-2008, 06:34 PM
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Cacophonous!!
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Looks like he's lost weight though.
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If you look closely...you can find it.
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