What Mortimer Did For Me

[Mortimer]

Just for the record, since my eyeliner seems to keep coming up -- it gets worn when I perform my music, and even then, not all the time.

So while it shows up on my myspace since that page is for my music, it's not like I'm caking on eyeliner in the morning before I head to work or when I go out with my friends -- it gets worn one night at a time, usually only a handful of times every year.

Just had to get that out there, because it has apparently become a defining characteristic for some people.


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OH REALLY????








And what about those crop circles on his head???





Alan Speegish