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Old 07-17-2007, 11:00 AM
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GIDDYUP!!
Got it.

Pre-race: Rob Bank
Gates open: GIDDYUP!!
Down the stretch: Scream "If there is a God, please let Skirl/CourageousSandee/AzureBlue/TigerTale win. If you do, I'll never gamble again, I promise!!"
Post Race: Goofy dance while signing "We're going to the liquor store" over and over again.
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:07 AM
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Morty....

I will give you a challenge.

I want to the best horses for Yarmouth today, please
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:26 AM
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Morty....

I will give you a challenge.

I want to the best horses for Yarmouth today, please
Oh! Oh! Pick me! i wanna answer!

Ooops, sorry Morty..... I'll shut up now.
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:40 AM
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Oh! Oh! Pick me! i wanna answer!

Ooops, sorry Morty..... I'll shut up now.


May lee-tel Katty Kit.....




......do me the honor of making Tom's selections as I have no idea what he is typing about.
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:42 AM
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May lee-tel Katty Kit.....




......do me the honor of making Tom's selections as I have no idea what he is typing about.
I shouldn't have asked....

Here you go.

Pick a nice one.

http://guardian.sportinglife.com/GU_...236112,00.html
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:57 AM
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MA'AM!!


ror!


What the fucl< is that !?




It looks like the DL for 43 Man Squamish!























But let's go with Determined Stanley.




I mean Stand.
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Old 07-17-2007, 02:17 PM
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Well Morty........

you shall be sent to jail...... Charged with providing false information.





You could have run faster than the horse you selected....... and that was with both of your legs tied up!!!




MMSC, what would your selection have been?
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:39 AM
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Morty....

I will give you a challenge.

I want to the best horses for Yarmouth today, please


Sir...is this a wuffie track?
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:36 AM
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Pre-race: Rob Bank
Gates open: GIDDYUP!!
Down the stretch: Scream "If there is a God, please let Skirl/CourageousSandee/AzureBlue/TigerTale win. If you do, I'll never gamble again, I promise!!"
Post Race: Goofy dance while signing "We're going to the liquor store" over and over again.

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OOOOOOOOOO
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