Shut Up
 

Just all of you...shut up.




Stop posting here...I've had quite enough of almost all of you.

See if you can keep those big mouths of yours shut for just one stinking day.

This means no yapping about stupid sports things having no consequence in anyones miserable lives.

And no more hen clucking about meeting up....anywhere!






I don't think any of ya has the guts nor the will to do it.



But what I will do for you...just so you know I am kind hearted....I will give you the best horse of the day at the track of your choice.





Do you know anyone else who would do that?




No...you don't.


So shut up and ask me.

Who made a pee pee on your cornflakes this morning?

I have a big nose, not a big mouth. Get it right mortikins!

Les Bois Park please.

Very good,sir.





One moment.

BENG-O!!!


You won't believe this but you have FOUR best horseys today:


CourageousSandee,AzureBlue,TigerTale and Skirt.








Enjoy.

Oh my. I am heading out now to make a large withdrawl from the neighborhood Wachovia.

Perhaps a massive parlay?

I LOVE Girls (would that be Jac Four Girls in the 1st, you are referring to?)

Once the parlay comes in, I will be dancing and signing, "We're going to the liquor store!" Just like the guy I saw at Del Mar back in the early '90's.

I thank you and the ciphers.

Excellent.



But thank goodness you asked because I made a large boo-boo.






I meant SKIRT.....not Girls.I willl make that correction.

But ya know...you could always put PoorboysPlayboy under Skirt.





A-HAHAHAHAHA.








Oh boy.

Thank you for being man enough to admit you made a boo-boo.

Skirl it is in the first.

We're in the money. We're in the money.....

Thank you so much.


Don't forget the good luck words to be shouted out at the start of each selected race:









GIDDYUP!!

Got it.

Pre-race: Rob Bank
Gates open: GIDDYUP!!
Down the stretch: Scream "If there is a God, please let Skirl/CourageousSandee/AzureBlue/TigerTale win. If you do, I'll never gamble again, I promise!!"
Post Race: Goofy dance while signing "We're going to the liquor store" over and over again.

Morty....

I will give you a challenge.

I want to the best horses for Yarmouth today, please

Oh! Oh! Pick me! i wanna answer! :D

Ooops, sorry Morty..... I'll shut up now.

!!



OOOOOOOOOO

Sir...is this a wuffie track?

May lee-tel Katty Kit.....




......do me the honor of making Tom's selections as I have no idea what he is typing about.

I shouldn't have asked....:D

Here you go.

Pick a nice one.

http://guardian.sportinglife.com/GU_...236112,00.html