Shut Up

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

BENG-O!!!


You won't believe this but you have FOUR best horseys today:


CourageousSandee,AzureBlue,TigerTale and Girls.

Enjoy.

Oh my. I am heading out now to make a large withdrawl from the neighborhood Wachovia.

Perhaps a massive parlay?

I LOVE Girls (would that be Jac Four Girls in the 1st, you are referring to?)

Once the parlay comes in, I will be dancing and signing, "We're going to the liquor store!" Just like the guy I saw at Del Mar back in the early '90's.

I thank you and the ciphers.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Oh my. I am heading out now to make a large withdrawl from the neighborhood Wachovia.

Perhaps a massive parlay?

I LOVE Girls (would that be Jac Four Girls in the 1st, you are referring to?)

Once the parlay comes in, I will be dancing and signing, "We're going to the liquor store!" Just like the guy I saw at Del Mar back in the early '90's.

I thank you and the ciphers.

Excellent.



But thank goodness you asked because I made a large boo-boo.






I meant SKIRT.....not Girls.I willl make that correction.

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Excellent.



But thank goodness you asked because I made a large boo-boo.






I meant SKIRT.....not Girls.I willl make that correction.

Thank you for being man enough to admit you made a boo-boo.

Skirl it is in the first.

We're in the money. We're in the money.....

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Thank you for being man enough to admit you made a boo-boo.

Skirl it is in the first.

We're in the money. We're in the money.....

Thank you so much.


Don't forget the good luck words to be shouted out at the start of each selected race:









GIDDYUP!!

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

GIDDYUP!!

Got it.

Pre-race: Rob Bank
Gates open: GIDDYUP!!
Down the stretch: Scream "If there is a God, please let Skirl/CourageousSandee/AzureBlue/TigerTale win. If you do, I'll never gamble again, I promise!!"
Post Race: Goofy dance while signing "We're going to the liquor store" over and over again.

[NoChanceToDance]

Morty....

I will give you a challenge.

I want to the best horses for Yarmouth today, please

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance

Morty....

I will give you a challenge.

I want to the best horses for Yarmouth today, please

Oh! Oh! Pick me! i wanna answer!

Ooops, sorry Morty..... I'll shut up now.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance

Morty....

I will give you a challenge.

I want to the best horses for Yarmouth today, please

Sir...is this a wuffie track?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Got it.

Pre-race: Rob Bank
Gates open: GIDDYUP!!
Down the stretch: Scream "If there is a God, please let Skirl/CourageousSandee/AzureBlue/TigerTale win. If you do, I'll never gamble again, I promise!!"
Post Race: Goofy dance while signing "We're going to the liquor store" over and over again.

!!



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