Executive Privilege

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

"It puts the lotion on its skin"

Well where are you,Jim?

I thought you were a pretty decent guy.



I'm not positive what you meant,but I think I know.


Gee..it's a message board. If you want to insult me can't you gather the courage to type it to me face???

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Well where are you,Jim?

I thought you were a pretty decent guy.



I'm not positive what you meant,but I think I know.


Gee..it's a message board. If you want to insult me can't you gather the courage to type it to me face???

I think its like a Lord of the Rings type Gollum thing Morton. And I think you are the it.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

I think its like a Lord of the Rings type Gollum thing Morton. And I think you are the it.

Well I figured I was the "it"...but the rest I am not familiar with.






Don't you find Jim surprisingly gutless?

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Well I figured I was the "it"...but the rest I am not familiar with.






Don't you find Jim surprisingly gutless?

Never found him to be that way. But if you're talking gutless, well, it really is the season.
Let me explain.
Suppose you're driving along and you notice a tan thing on the side of the road, and it has these nice white spots on its back.
Hit the breaks!!! Grab the knife, and if it's not bloated, it will be gutless in almost no time at all.
We're talking bumper Bambi, baby!
Free, organic, milk fed. Tastes a lot like baby goat, lamb, but better.
Smothered with onions, a little garlic, grilled or roasted...yum!
But ya gotta take the guts out first, Morty.
'Tis the season.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Never found him to be that way. But if you're talking gutless, well, it really is the season.
Let me explain.
Suppose you're driving along and you notice a tan thing on the side of the road, and it has these nice white spots on its back.
Hit the breaks!!! Grab the knife, and if it's not bloated, it will be gutless in almost no time at all.
We're talking bumper Bambi, baby!
Free, organic, milk fed. Tastes a lot like baby goat, lamb, but better.
Smothered with onions, a little garlic, grilled or roasted...yum!
But ya gotta take the guts out first, Morty.
'Tis the season.

Oh ...that was nice.

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Oh ...that was nice.

Hope you find one. Best time is early morning before the crows find it.
I'm not kidding, baby venison grills, roasts and makes good kabobs.
After ya skin it, you have enough to make a vest or a nice drum head, and the intestines can be used for sausage casing.
Enjoy!

[Mortimer]

Well I never ate deer meat.


Maybe it's an acquired thing.









Do they taste like Dannie?

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Well where are you,Jim?

I thought you were a pretty decent guy.



I'm not positive what you meant,but I think I know.


Gee..it's a message board. If you want to insult me can't you gather the courage to type it to me face???

Don't worry about it, I seldom know what your posts mean either.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

Don't worry about it, I seldom know what your posts mean either.

Then we agree to not understand.



This is a good thing.