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Old 03-02-2007, 08:55 PM
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Quote "My wife and I are against it (drugs) as we're church people and it's brought shame to my family."

Apparently the Church is against the use of use of Drugs but not Dildo's ?
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Old 03-02-2007, 08:56 PM
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Quote "My wife and I are against it (drugs) as we're church people and it's brought shame to my family."

Apparently the Church is against the use of use of Drugs but not Dildo's ?
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Thanks for the laugh... that is some funny ****... haha.
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Old 03-02-2007, 09:03 PM
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Thanks for the laugh... that is some funny ****... haha.

Glad it brought a Smile to your lips
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Old 03-04-2007, 07:32 PM
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Talking Found the missing Silver Bullet Dildo

ACCUSED jockeys Vinny Colgan and Noel Harris say Lisa Cropp will have to live with the fallout from the New Zealand Derby.

Cropp delayed all-clear on Saturday's race at Ellerslie, won for the first time by an Australian horse, Redoute's Dancer, after she claimed she saw winning rider Colgan hand a "silver device" to Harris, rider of the third placegetter, as the horses returned to scale.
A lengthy probe by stewards failed to find any evidence to substantiate the accusation.
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Old 03-04-2007, 07:34 PM
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ACCUSED jockeys Vinny Colgan and Noel Harris say Lisa Cropp will have to live with the fallout from the New Zealand Derby.

Cropp delayed all-clear on Saturday's race at Ellerslie, won for the first time by an Australian horse, Redoute's Dancer, after she claimed she saw winning rider Colgan hand a "silver device" to Harris, rider of the third placegetter, as the horses returned to scale.
A lengthy probe by stewards failed to find any evidence to substantiate the accusation.
Doesn't sound like a dildo, but it sure sounds like a pocket rocket!
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Old 03-04-2007, 07:39 PM
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Quote A lengthy probe by stewards failed to find any evidence to substantiate the accusation.

A Lenghty Probe ?? Failed to find ? Where did they look indeed?
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Old 03-04-2007, 07:56 PM
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Quote A lengthy probe by stewards failed to find any evidence to substantiate the accusation.

A Lenghty Probe ?? Failed to find ? Where did they look indeed?
Well, if the stewards didn't find their lengthy probe....
Suggest looking in the horse's butt for the "device" in question.
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Old 03-04-2007, 07:57 PM
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Quote A lengthy probe by stewards failed to find any evidence to substantiate the accusation.

A Lenghty Probe ?? Failed to find ? Where did they look indeed?
thongs, dildoes, lengthy probes...

is there anything you want to tell us?
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