Jockey caught using Dildo
 

Dropping pants a bit stiff: dildo jockey
Thursday March 1, 2:41 PM



A Toowoomba jockey caught using a sex aid to deceive stewards in a drug test has admitted a moment of panic led to his indiscretion.

Jason Warrington was one of 19 track riders and jockeys nabbed in a drug raid at Toowoomba's Clifford Park racecourse on Tuesday.

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Warrington had left the track when he was asked by Queensland Racing stewards to come back to provide a urine sample for precautionary drug testing.

Acting chief steward John Hackett became suspicious of Warrington's actions while he attempted to give a urine sample and caught him squeezing urine from a dildo concealed inside his pants.

Warrington confessed he had panicked when asked to provide a urine sample as he had smoked marijuana at a weekend party.

"I tried to cheat the system and I got caught," Warrington told Radio TAB.

"It was one of those stupid things you do.

"I've had some bad luck recently. My wife and I have just split up and she's taken the kids.

"I went to a party in Toowoomba on Saturday night and had a puff on a marijuana cigarette.

"When it came to the testing I just panicked."

Warrington admitted his mistake was unprofessional and it was the first time in his 16-year riding career that he had been in trouble with stewards over a drug test.

"To have a puff on a marijuana cigarette was a stupid thing to do," he said.

"My wife and I are against it (drugs) as we're church people and it's brought shame to my family."

Warrington said after he returned home following trackwork he got a call from a steward asking him to return to the course to provide a urine sample.

"I managed to get hold of a device that would hold urine and got some urine from someone I knew wouldn't be positive," he said.

"I've had at least 50 tests in my life but the stewards made me drop my pants down to my ankles.

"It's embarrassing enough to give a sample in front of stewards but to drop your strides was more embarrassing."

Warrington has been stood down from riding pending further investigations by stewards into the matter.

sounds like what that Mnnesota Viking football player had. - Whizzinator

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7816844/

Wow...
 

Dunno if anyone has read this story yet, but here is the link...

http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,...html?from=news

Just posted this in another thread, my bad....

Just saw that this was already reported in another thread... My bad...:(

When I just read the title of the thread my first thought was, is that illegal for jockeys? I wonder why?

Excuse the expression ....""must of been some stiff competition ""
in the race. :p

hahahahaha....

You think the steward's had a hard on for him? :p

And here I thought it was a female jockey they were talking about. :D

yea you are right samm. be too at first i thought it was a female jockey.

Ha ha...I would have loved to hear the race call...
Jason looks like he's going to get up!
He's in hand!
Comes to the line!
By a close neck! No choke.

Sounds like something PVal might do.

Damnit! I knew I left my dildo somewhere. DOH! :D

Cajun, its doubtful your dildo is used to fake pee to beat a drug test. Much more likely for other reasons.

Well, unfortunately, I didn't leave a disclosure on it for what it should be used for. Next time I leave it laying around, I'll make sure to do that! LMAO

Quote "My wife and I are against it (drugs) as we're church people and it's brought shame to my family."

Apparently the Church is against the use of use of Drugs but not Dildo's ?

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Thanks for the laugh... that is some funny ****... haha.

Glad it brought a Smile to your lips:) :cool:

Found the missing Silver Bullet Dildo
 

:cool: ACCUSED jockeys Vinny Colgan and Noel Harris say Lisa Cropp will have to live with the fallout from the New Zealand Derby.

Cropp delayed all-clear on Saturday's race at Ellerslie, won for the first time by an Australian horse, Redoute's Dancer, after she claimed she saw winning rider Colgan hand a "silver device" to Harris, rider of the third placegetter, as the horses returned to scale.
A lengthy probe by stewards failed to find any evidence to substantiate the accusation.

Doesn't sound like a dildo, but it sure sounds like a pocket rocket! :D