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![]() La Derby:
Mr Z International Star Keen Ice Fl. Derby:Materiality The "Don't Buy" Races" Mile-Quadrivium Gold cup-Bathyrhon UAE-Sir Fever Sprint-Farmah Shaheen-Cool Cowboy Turf-Solow-WON! Sheema Classic-Harp Star WC-Long River
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![]() From Morty
![]() ================================================== ===== Fine work,SightyPoo....as the Director of Marketing for CLYDEFORM!! I do have a suggestion.I like the idea of selling lifetime subscriptions.You tickle it by promising a nikkidie photo of you for each and every lifetime purchase----and we are on Most Easy Street. And I do like your name game for Frammento. Debbie-O-Debbie: If you will look back before the K-Fried Five you quoted;you will see there were 7 horsey's in the top 5.I dropped War Story out.That is how 6 horsey's made the top five. And NOW! CLYDEFORM'S!! fine analysis of the PURPLEGANJA HORSEY RACE!! 1....BLECH BLECH BLECH AGAIN!!?? BLECH!!!! Crinkle... trash can 2.... Can't type it....makes me vomit. NO! Crinkle.... trash can 3....PEPPER ROANI ....hmm,sounds like a South American stripper......has a South American stripper ever won the PurpleGanja?..... smoked it -yes won it-no Crinkle.... trash can 4....UNRIVALED KEEPAH! 5....CARP Pletcher totes another big fish in from Florida. Almost as much fun as a Dave Schwontz interview. Crinkle.... trash can 6....FRA MINT MENTO Al those commercial rehearsals are going to pay off. Click 'er in there Nicky! KEEPAH!! 7....CLASSY CLASS Oh God do I hate this name! Get RID of him! whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrr!!!!!!!! 8....DAFFY DANNY MOON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!!!! nyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww!! thud E-box Fra Mint Mento,Unrivaled and Carp |
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![]() Another from Morty
![]() ================================================== ======== CLYDEFORM!! performs the finite element analysis of the SANTA ANITA HIGH GRADE HAPPICANDY: 1....DUODENUM A baffert horsey. I despise baffert. Not the horsey. Crinkle.... trash can 2.... See above Crinkle.... trash can 3....TOSS CROSS THE LINE Good idea. Crinkle.... trash can 4....BOLO Interesting horsey. My breeding expert found this guy has an ancestor in his blood lines who traveled the whole world;an indefatigable land gobbler. That ancestor happens to be Marco Bolo. So keepah!! 5....PROSPECT PARK !!OOOOOOOOOO!! KEEPAH! 6.... Forgot the name.....and yer what have you. Crinkle.... trash can What an exciting race. Anyways.... 1....Prospect Park 2....Bolo |
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![]() From Morty
![]() ============================================ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSoOFn3wQV4 Our favorite train wreck continues its assault on all that's good in the world.Yes.....NoAdvantage is still a fertile ground for those refused membership into Anonymous,yet have a visceral need for roller derby thrills.They can't have Motherfucl<ery,and so.....must accept Goddamitty. I predict NA will become the next i-net rebel army and call themselves UBIQUITOUS.They will wear clear plastic masks. =:> Special attention should be drawn upon the Triple Crown Room.No,those are not real posters in that drunk tank.....no,no,no,no,no,no. Those dream world characters have been brought to life by the writing wizardry of Freddy"Fender"Chaucer and Teddy Dostoevsky.It is unknown who the new JihadScientist might be,but it is not GetSmartMan. Then, and don't you dare miss a moment of this exciting action,there is the Interview with a Professional Gambler thread.This quite possibly is NA's most impressive blowhard thread of all time.It really defies science's long time axiom:Where there's smoke,there's fire. The interview itself I found quite amusing.Our pro gambler friend had is own business going very far south in its third year.So what happens? His WIFE says.....she says,''Oh honey.We're going belly up.You like gambling.Why don't you do it as a full time job?" Da WHAT!!?? Honest! That's what the guy said! The rest of it is pretty much a Dave Schwantz reality show.He feeds the gambler questions that the gambler always replies to with,"Oh absolutley." "Definitely." "Very much so Dave."....all to subtly show how sage the interviewer is;not the gambler.Of course Schwantz,further into the "interview",finds a way to make it about---who? HIM!! So fun! Oh yes, Dave let's us know how all his friends called him the best black jack player they ever saw....and , being a great horsey player....Dave Schwantz doesn't need a coach for that game.He IS a coach for that game. I went into the "meat" of the "interview" more than I would like, but did so to set up one of the comments made after the interview.It went something like this:"Gee Dave! Grade jub! You interview so well because(are you ready?)...you're such a good listener." I read that and my life quickly went by me. I taught I taw a puddy cat! Then I fell off Belky's chair!!!! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!! Schwantz?....a good listener?? That's like saying Johnny Depp is modest! Oh my God, Racing Fans....there is no better way to feel good about one's self than to take in about 20 minutes of NA. In other news,Lauren Hill died this morning. She will make one realize ,one has a long way to go. CLYDEFORM!! pre race analysis of "The Run for the Rolaids"----The Arky Derby. But I would first like to make a commenty. This is a dreadful race held in a dreadful state. I am done commentying. 1....THE TRUTH IN GOOGLE Well what did you expect from a state that houses DaffyDanny? Dreadful. Crinkle.... trash can 2....MR. Z Lucas has announced to ML Baseball that Mr. Z is available Sunday for a one day contract and will pitch out of the bull pen for any team needing his services. Must be the Arkysas Swill. Crinkle.... trash can 3....BRIDGETTE'S ENORMOUS DUPA Oh my GOD!!!! NO! Crinkle.... trash can 4....MADEFROMLUCKY KEEPAH!! 5....COLD CON CARNE FEST ....uh oh.... Crinkle.... trash can 6....CANADIAN SPARROW Influenced by baffert. The poor horsey. Crinkle.... trash can 7....TAR FRIGHT Did you know Arkysas puts tar in the baby food sold in Arkysas stores? No wonder they're frightened. They need Miss "Competent Critical Reading Skills" to investigate. Crinkle.... trash can 8....Win The Space Sounds like a weird thing that would flop out of Tom Cruise's mouth,aye? If the Labyrinth of Scientology isn't HQ'd in Arkysas ,it should be. Crinkle.... trash can MADEFROMLUCKY to win. |
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![]() Canadian Sparrow?
ROR!!! ![]()
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![]() Awethome analythith. Definitely worth every penny I paid for it. I'm going all in on Maidfromkentucky.
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![]() Sighty's Kentucky Fried Five Keepah-Keepah list:
1) Canadian Spaceship 2) Dortmund 3) Firing Line 4) Frosted 5) TBD (he's a very fast horsey!) Sighty's Kentucky Okie Dokie Keepah-Keepah list: 1) I'm a Chatterbox 2) Birdatthewire 3) Stellar Wind 4) Include Betty 5) Shook Up
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