ClydeVivor 2015 Anything Goes..........

[Arletta]

From ~ Clyde



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Miss D.O.D.----I would not have done the Sam Davis anyway.I found it dreadful.Also,I have discovered the Tampa Bay Derby is held at Tampa Bay.

I hate Tampa Bay and shan't be doing that one either.

Gud wun on the Trump;do it tomorrow.




Sporty Fans,the horsey biz is like any other biz;one hears an abundance of bullshit.It is up to the customer or fan to house such talent as to determine what is bullshit and what is real.Everyone is selling something.That "something" is usually going to be....bullshit.Assuming one is not a gardening enthusiast;why pay for bullshit? Why kiss up to bullshitters? Does this not make you a bullshitee?

And,as if there is not enough bullshit being slung around....we have the ever growing popularity of Fucl<FaceBook and and Twitter.Twitter being aptly named for its members----twits.Now its not just volumes of bullshit anymore,but a huge pinch of completely worthless redundancies.What a swell mix.


Thoreau was so ahead of his time.

It's almost as if he knew this "social revolution" was coming.

What better way to dump the nonsense than to move away from it?


In the forest you will hear real tweeting,as it was meant to be.FF Book becomes your diary.A man once pretended he was a tree talking to another tree and said,referring to axes being marched with bad intent into a forest...."At least the handles are one of us." That,to me....is so far reaching in its innuendo.


Let us now have a few more Personal Life Enhancements:


"The machine that feeds you is the same machine that eventually eats you."

All time fave of mine.


"If you desired to change the world,where would you start?With yourself,or others?"

It's not that hard.





Enough with the PLE's.



Let us do the fine pre race analysis for the Sad Rodeo Stakes:




But first....this will be played at my funeral,although I won't have a funeral. Maybe just hum it when my death is official.ALL of them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmsRFrN97ek





And so.......





1....FUCL<ERTUNITY


The sole horsey in this trained by that worthless cheating slug;----baffert.

It will be interesting to see how he might assault Shared Belief;especially from gate one.I'm sure that whinning,schmoozing drug dealer baffert will think of something.


This will be fun!









WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!







2....TONTO


Jay Silverheels is NOT in the saddle.

No shot.




Crinkle....


trash can






3....YOUKNOWIKNOWANDSODOESFIDO



wuff!!



Crunkle....


trash can






4....IMPAIRED



Ant hill destroyer.



Crinkle....


trash can






5....SHARED BELIEF



DOUBLE KEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!!






6....FUNHOUSE SLIDE


Oh boy.


NO!




Crinkle....


trash can






7....BOZO



Blech.



Crink-EL!....


trash can






8....CALIFRONIA ALUMINUM



Too many cheaters and cowards in this race....Goddammity.



Crinkle....


trash can






9....BETA SLOTH


Step into the vaporization chamber,please.












poof












Shared Belief to win.