Tampa Reunion 2015

[-BT-]

literally.....the last time i played golf was the last time we were in Tampa

always trying to sh!t in my cereal, i'm already flying spirit airline, where they charge $50 to carry on a racing form, the golf clubs might cost me an extra plane ticket.

why can't we just go get some "real seafood" every morning at joe's crab shack and call it a week?

having said that, if enough people are bringing their sticks i'll figure something out.

*side note: for those who haven't had the luxury of playing golf with the lawn jockey, he picks pricey establishments, requires everyone play from the tips, and he also cheats......all the above have been verified.

-bt-

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by -BT-

literally.....the last time i played golf was the last time we were in Tampa

always trying to sh!t in my cereal, i'm already flying spirit airline, where they charge $50 to carry on a racing form, the golf clubs might cost me an extra plane ticket.

why can't we just go get some "real seafood" every morning at joe's crab shack and call it a week?

having said that, if enough people are bringing their sticks i'll figure something out.

*side note: for those who haven't had the luxury of playing golf with the lawn jockey, he picks pricey establishments, requires everyone play from the tips, and he also cheats......all the above have been verified.

-bt-

I have a better idea, put on your best picnic tablecloth, grab your Dora the explorer backpack, then go to Tampa and stand at the rail while trying to pick up slightly chunky female exercise riders that don't speak English. That is, unless Jill Byrne is somewhere in the area, if that is the case then watch out, cause we'll go into serious creepy stalker mode (which is downright disturbing, but usually pretty funny to watch). Bringing the Flamingo Kid is optional.

http://vid789.photobucket.com/albums...6/f03cf4aa.mp4


As far as the lawn jockey (or golf Nazi as I like to call him), Mr. Thomas is 100% accurate.

[Heels1989]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

I have a better idea, put on your best picnic tablecloth, grab your Dora the explorer backpack, then go to Tampa and stand at the rail while trying to pick up slightly chunky female exercise riders that don't speak English. That is, unless Jill Byrne is somewhere in the area, if that is the case then watch out, cause we'll go into serious creepy stalker mode (which is downright disturbing, but usually pretty funny to watch). Bringing the Flamingo Kid is optional.

http://vid789.photobucket.com/albums...6/f03cf4aa.mp4


As far as the lawn jockey (or golf Nazi as I like to call him), Mr. Thomas is 100% accurate.

Jesus what other videos and pix do u have in your vault. The Flamingo Kid is always happy to ride shotgun with "Mr Thomas". After all, he makes up on half of the "new" hart foundation

https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/...g=eyJpIjoidCJ9

Do we need to come up to central jersey and kidnap u for a couple of days the end of Feb? We won't tell anyone. Promise

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Heels1989

Jesus what other videos and pix u have in your vault. The Flamingo Kid is always happy to ride shotgun with "Mr Thomas". After all, he makes up on half of the "new" hart foundation

https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/...g=eyJpIjoidCJ9

Do we need to come up to central jersey and kidnap u for a couple of days the end of Feb? We won't tell anyone. Promise

I definitely see the resemblance (although the Anvil looks to be in better shape than Mr. Thomas).
I'm still holding out hope that the governor grants me a last second pardon, but that seems highly unlikely. Although a kidnapping my be welcomed, with the conditions that you don't bring me back.

[knickslions2]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

I have a better idea, put on your best picnic tablecloth, grab your Dora the explorer backpack, then go to Tampa and stand at the rail while trying to pick up slightly chunky female exercise riders that don't speak English. That is, unless Jill Byrne is somewhere in the area, if that is the case then watch out, cause we'll go into serious creepy stalker mode (which is downright disturbing, but usually pretty funny to watch). Bringing the Flamingo Kid is optional.

http://vid789.photobucket.com/albums...6/f03cf4aa.mp4


As far as the lawn jockey (or golf Nazi as I like to call him), Mr. Thomas is 100% accurate.

That's awesome!!

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by knickslions2

That's awesome!!

Have fun, they're a great bunch of guys.

[knickslions2]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Have fun, they're a great bunch of guys.

Looking forward to it. Too bad you cant make it.

[-BT-]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

I have a better idea, put on your best picnic tablecloth, grab your Dora the explorer backpack, then go to Tampa and stand at the rail while trying to pick up slightly chunky female exercise riders that don't speak English. That is, unless Jill Byrne is somewhere in the area, if that is the case then watch out, cause we'll go into serious creepy stalker mode (which is downright disturbing, but usually pretty funny to watch). Bringing the Flamingo Kid is optional.

http://vid789.photobucket.com/albums...6/f03cf4aa.mp4


As far as the lawn jockey (or golf Nazi as I like to call him), Mr. Thomas is 100% accurate.

how creepy is it that I have stalkers on this site?
there has to be some kind of rule against filming another human without consent.

makes me want to hit up IHOP every day i'm down there now, in your honor

-bt-

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by -BT-

literally.....the last time i played golf was the last time we were in Tampa


-bt-

Hahaha me too. I forgot I even had clubs until I went into the attic to get the Christmas crap down and tripped over 'em.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by -BT-

literally.....the last time i played golf was the last time we were in Tampa

always trying to sh!t in my cereal, i'm already flying spirit airline, where they charge $50 to carry on a racing form, the golf clubs might cost me an extra plane ticket.

why can't we just go get some "real seafood" every morning at joe's crab shack and call it a week?

having said that, if enough people are bringing their sticks i'll figure something out.

*side note: for those who haven't had the luxury of playing golf with the lawn jockey, he picks pricey establishments, requires everyone play from the tips, and he also cheats......all the above have been verified.

-bt-

Strange, I don't remember paying much to play.

And the "tips" from that course was about 6,600 yards. P*ssy

[3kings]

Originally Posted by GPK

Strange, I don't remember paying much to play.

And the "tips" from that course was about 6,600 yards. P*ssy

Bow that I'm 50 I'll be playing the senior's tees.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by 3kings

Bow that I'm 50 I'll be playing the senior's tees.

Not a chance. Unless Blaha and Thomas want some side action against us

[-BT-]

Originally Posted by GPK

Strange, I don't remember paying much to play.

And the "tips" from that course was about 6,600 yards. P*ssy

$84 for a hack like myself is a bit much. I calculate all my costs in relation to how many pk4's and pk3's that would have got me. Having said that, golf cost me a $72 pk4 and $12 pk3



not to mention winning the last skin with a natural birdie only to be fleeced by some Freehold regular

-bt-

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

If you are looking for cheap, wide open golf near the track look into the Silver Dollar Golf and Trap Club:

http://www.silverdollargolf.com/course/

3 conjoined 9 hole courses that can be assembled into any manner of an 18 hole round, fairly forgiving

Trap Club are the key words here. Gpk, being a pro's pro, may not like the serenade you get from the bevy of 12ga shot guns going off adjacent to the 17th hole.

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

From what I hear, the hot tub scene just hasn't been the same since Goncalves opted for Gulfstream. E-Bob can fill in the details when you get here

He's substituted morning walks with Grunder instead. Luis Garcia is somewhere in the neighborhood, but I suspect he may be avoiding the pool...

Only one Mrs Ex Bob sighting this year, the day she was delivering her insane amount of home baked Christmas cookies to TBD employess, regulars and horsemen (yes Golfer, Ernie Poxon got a bag of cookies). With the deliveries over, she retreated to her 600 page novel and grumbled for an hour when Ex Bob made her stay until the 8th race.

Kev, I don't think I can play Friday, but will gladly attempt Saturday. I'll be hitting from the senior tees with Tom...

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Trap Club are the key words here. Gpk, being a pro's pro, may not like the serenade you get from the bevy of 12ga shot guns going off adjacent to the 17th hole.

Details....Details.....Ok, so There Is a shotgun range directly across the road. And they are ablastin' early and often this time of year.

You gotta learn to tune these things out.....

There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball. Be the Ball, Bigs. Be the Ball.

[-BT-]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Details....Details.....Ok, so There Is a shotgun range directly across the road. And they are ablastin' early and often this time of year.

You gotta learn to tune these things out.....

There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball. Be the Ball, Bigs. Be the Ball.

http://www.anyclip.com/movies/slap-s...erview/#!cast/


i credit it all to the swami baha positive thinking records


looks like a young rude right there


-bt-

[Heels1989]

"...going to gamble in Florida with a bunch of morons and David Wells for three days."

While I know this has gone on during prior gatherings I figured we have all matured over the past few years. I thought this trip was about looking at pretty horses, taking a few pictures, maybe heading to the beach to see the sunset followed by quiet relaxing dinner and strict 10 pm curfew. Need to be well rested for the following day. If this is not the case, I may need to re-consider my attendance.







F&#k that, when do the show parlays start???
Signed - Moron #1

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Heels1989

"...going to gamble in Florida with a bunch of morons and David Wells for three days."

While I know this has gone on during prior gatherings I figured we have all matured over the past few years. I thought this trip was about looking at pretty horses, taking a few pictures, maybe heading to the beach to see the sunset followed by quiet relaxing dinner and strict 10 pm curfew. Need to be well rested for the following day. If this is not the case, I may need to re-consider my attendance.







F&#k that, when do the show parlays start???
Signed - Moron #1

10pm might be an issue, usually a certain someone needs to make a beer run at about midnight. Supposedly it helps him handicap.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by 3kings

I hope you have no future plans of running for a political office. Hanging out with this group would be very detrimental to those plans. You might still have a chance, are videographer(mole) Math doesn't seem to gave the balls to ask his wife if he can go.

The problem is, I brought it up like it was a foregone conclusion that I was going and a war ensued. I think the direct quote was that she hadn't been on vacation in over 2 years and I was going to gamble in Florida with a bunch of morons and David Wells for 3 days. I'm not sure how she found out or who she was actually calling a moron, but the net was cast kind of far. Although I was kind of impressed she knew who David Wells was. After the fact, I found out I'm going to St Louis on business, the Saturday before so I'm pretty sure my crap would be on the lawn by the time I came back from Tampa if I went.

I do have a Hail Mary, but that's all it is a wing and a prayer.

Originally Posted by GPK

Strange, I don't remember paying much to play.

And the "tips" from that course was about 6,600 yards. P*ssy

I remember Golf being long & expensive on the last day, the freakin Gatorades were like $6 a clip. It cost me alot that morning to shoot 172.

Originally Posted by -BT-

how creepy is it that I have stalkers on this site?
there has to be some kind of rule against filming another human without consent.

makes me want to hit up IHOP every day i'm down there now, in your honor

-bt-

That was file footage for your wedding in case you did eventually meet Jill Byrne and she fell head over heels in love with you. It would have been nice to play at your wedding.

Eat up big boy, just stay away from the Eggs Benedict.

Originally Posted by -BT-

$84 for a hack like myself is a bit much. I calculate all my costs in relation to how many pk4's and pk3's that would have got me. Having said that, golf cost me a $72 pk4 and $12 pk3

not to mention winning the last skin with a natural birdie only to be fleeced by some Freehold regular

-bt-

Yeah, you took it in the ass there, but I would blame the Golf Nazi who was in charge of all scoring while in Tampa. Although in his defense, he was probably worried about figuring out and settling the 73 side bets he had going.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by -BT-

$84 for a hack like myself is a bit much. I calculate all my costs in relation to how many pk4's and pk3's that would have got me. Having said that, golf cost me a $72 pk4 and $12 pk3



not to mention winning the last skin with a natural birdie only to be fleeced by some Freehold regular

-bt-

Oh, i remember it costing you a lot. I just don't remember it costing me a lot.