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Old 08-29-2014, 01:51 PM
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From Clydeform Clyde



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The .....Ah 4-get nth Running of the Woodshed.




Let's get right to it, shall we?





But first, let us take in the magic elixir prescribed by John Lee Hooker: Milk,cream and alcyhol.....yes:Milk,cream and alcyhol.



















burp






1.... ItsMyLuckyDay


So lucky is this horsey.It's good luck day for him,but it was bad luck for DollarBilly:'ememer WaitAllDay?



ANYWAYS!!....KeepahKeepah!!







2.... Long River


But shot race....no wok good.



fah-rah-rah-rah-rah....rah- rah-rah-rah





crinkle....


trash can






3.... Microcabbage


Grown in bad soil.



bah!



crinkle....


trash can






4.... Moreno


Uh, this reads "more no" to me.

His trainer got shirty with Lucky's, inferring the blinkers may be to help run right up( or past) with More no....and he finds that suicidal.

He's like Bobby Horsey Racing----no horsey's are allowed to run with his.



Fucl< his Fascist attitude.


It's SHREDDER TIME !!








WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!






5.... Prayer for Relief



One should watch what one prays for.


He'll get yanked in the 4th inning.




crinkle....


trash can






6.... Romansh


This sounds like a nerd with that certain speech impediment trying to say "romance."



....uh,no....


crinkle....


trash can






7.... Devo



If he wears that stupid hat....he's doomed.


Oh he's doomed anyways.



crinkle....


trash can






8.... No Rum Burgah


No rum burgah?

I LOVE rum burgahs!


He can't win.




crinkle....


trash can






9.... Last Gunfighter


And the first was..........................?



I hate dumb riddles.







nyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!



thud






10.... Quakeroatsee


Cutesy.

But no-zee.





crinkle....


trash can















IT'SMYLUCKYDAY trashes More No.
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