Attempt to pick 1,000 straight horses who fail to win

[Calzone Lord]

Bums for Friday:

Arlington Park Race #2: Secret Glitter

Arlington Park Race #6: Spirit of a Nation

Canterbury Race #9: Sir Gallient Vee

Calder Race #6: One Helluva Ride

Charles Town Race #2: Sharpie's Son

Charles Town Race #3: Affair Arrangement

Del Mar Race #7: White Star Line

Ellis Park Race #2: Mr Gues

Evangeline Downs Race #10: Halo's Jubilee

Hoosier Race #3: Zealously

Hoosier Race #6: Could Be Michael

Hoosier Race #8: Search the Lou

Monmouth Race #3: Hav'n a Fog Attack

Penn National Race #3: Scooter Tax

Presque Isle Downs Race #1: Dispute Forgotten

Presque Isle Downs Race #7: Velvet Dancer

Portland Meadows Race #5: Jazzoomin

Portland Meadows Race #6: Lil Boy

Parx Race #2: Wild and Away

Saratoga Race #1: Lemon Song

Saratoga Race #6: Winning Gold

Saratoga Race #7: Burned Bridges

Thistle Downs Race #6: Autumn Fling and Unique Indygo

Thistle Downs Race #7: Hofre Doll

Woodbine Race #4: Bare Humor