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03-11-2012, 03:33 PM
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January Statistics On Airport Screening
From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3
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