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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord
I was a big fan of OZ...it was right over next to my gym.
A few super hotties worked there. It was free admission until 7pm -- and they always had a lunch buffet out.
I'd stroll in to OZ, help myself to the free lunch buffet while I check out some boobiles on stage from my seat in the back. After my second trip to the bufffet .. I'd go up on the stage and tip a girl or two a buck, hoping she'd motorboat me.
After a few weeks of doing this ... they made a rule where addmission was still free and no one was still at the door -- but one of the dancers would come over and tell you that you had to buy one of their overpriced drinks when you come in.
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Applebees out, OZ is in..................
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02-03-2012, 10:31 AM
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