As none of you probably know....

[Calzone Lord]

VJ Stauffer?

Can't knock him as a race caller when he's not trying to be nails-on-the-chalkboard annoying - but he's not the kind of timber we're looking for at the Super Elite Board.

Every time someone says 'Sharp Post' I just want to vomit all over my keyboard and smash my monitor with a 3-iron.

For someone who is so above "drama" it sure is odd that it inevitably follows in his wake wherever he goes.

OUT!