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Old 04-07-2010, 10:41 AM
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So I live in this townhome where we have HOA fees. They just towed my German friend's work vehicle because it is commercial. So this crazy lady that has this yellow dog (it is a huskie that is dirt yellow) rings one of our neighbors bell at 10pm. My neighbor is this 92 year old woman who's son is the chief of police for Palatine, IL. This crazy lady proceeded to get the old woman all fired up, all the way to yell at the lady "It is all because they are Jews"

Then my German friend's wife who is smokin hot comes downstairs so I am sitting here and listening to all this transpire and I get all paranoid they are gonna tow my ass for some odd reason, so I go out to move my car up and she is all decked out in hot sleep wear, and my german friend is downtown at his bar that he owns right now.

Sooo COMEDY at 10:30pm at night.
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What's going on? I'm pressing 1 for English and nothing is happening...........
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