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Scav 04-06-2010 10:53 PM

Such comediness right now
 
So I live in this townhome where we have HOA fees. They just towed my German friend's work vehicle because it is commercial. So this crazy lady that has this yellow dog (it is a huskie that is dirt yellow) rings one of our neighbors bell at 10pm. My neighbor is this 92 year old woman who's son is the chief of police for Palatine, IL. This crazy lady proceeded to get the old woman all fired up, all the way to yell at the lady "It is all because they are Jews"

Then my German friend's wife who is smokin hot comes downstairs so I am sitting here and listening to all this transpire and I get all paranoid they are gonna tow my ass for some odd reason, so I go out to move my car up and she is all decked out in hot sleep wear, and my german friend is downtown at his bar that he owns right now.

Sooo COMEDY at 10:30pm at night.

Bigsmc 04-07-2010 04:15 AM

No pic?

MaTH716 04-07-2010 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 633166)
So I live in this townhome where we have HOA fees. They just towed my German friend's work vehicle because it is commercial. So this crazy lady that has this yellow dog (it is a huskie that is dirt yellow) rings one of our neighbors bell at 10pm. My neighbor is this 92 year old woman who's son is the chief of police for Palatine, IL. This crazy lady proceeded to get the old woman all fired up, all the way to yell at the lady "It is all because they are Jews"

Then my German friend's wife who is smokin hot comes downstairs so I am sitting here and listening to all this transpire and I get all paranoid they are gonna tow my ass for some odd reason, so I go out to move my car up and she is all decked out in hot sleep wear, and my german friend is downtown at his bar that he owns right now.

Sooo COMEDY at 10:30pm at night.

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What's going on? I'm pressing 1 for English and nothing is happening...........

Indian Charlie 04-07-2010 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 633266)
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What's going on? I'm pressing 1 for English and nothing is happening...........


No kidding man.

GPK 04-07-2010 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 633266)
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What's going on? I'm pressing 1 for English and nothing is happening...........

Long story short...Scavs got a chubby checking out some hot chick in her bra and panties while the rest of his neighbors re-enacted the 2010 version of The Diary of Anne Frank.

MaTH716 04-07-2010 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK (Post 633289)
Long story short...Scavs got a chubby checking out some hot chick in her bra and panties while the rest of his neighbors re-enacted the 2010 version of The Diary of Anne Frank.




Thank You sir.........

TheSpyder 04-07-2010 12:09 PM

I noticed the comedy is at 10:30 pm and the post is 11:53 pm. I think we're missing the rest of the story. If it ends with a sock, I don't want know.

Scav 04-07-2010 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSpyder (Post 633303)
I noticed the comedy is at 10:30 pm and the post is 11:53 pm. I think we're missing the rest of the story. If it ends with a sock, I don't want know.

No sock, but GPK pretty much summed it up. During the summer we drink in our garage and we have befriended this older German guy who has a really hot wife, and a daughter that is in training to be hot.

The gossip and whining went on for an hour in the townhouses corridor so it was easily heard.

I'm easily amused.

MaTH716 04-07-2010 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 633317)
No sock, but GPK pretty much summed it up. During the summer we drink in our garage and we have befriended this older German guy who has a really hot wife, and a daughter that is in training to be hot.

The gossip and whining went on for an hour in the townhouses corridor so it was easily heard.

I'm easily amused.

Whats that mean, she's 14?

jms62 04-07-2010 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 633317)
No sock, but GPK pretty much summed it up. During the summer we drink in our garage and we have befriended this older German guy who has a really hot wife, and a daughter that is in training to be hot.

The gossip and whining went on for an hour in the townhouses corridor so it was easily heard.

I'm easily amused.

Define "older"

my miss storm cat 04-07-2010 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 633300)



Thank You sir.........

:tro: :D


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